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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    And is also the top choice of horsemen worldwide who decide to lay down the lows.
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    Usually when you press it, it looks at you and sings a super corny "I'm on a wall" song. Because it's a băss. On a wall.
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    I REALLY need to stop reading this in class lol
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    All pictures of chicks he posts are actually of himself in drag. He's very convincing.
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    The double thumb technique is ALWAYS a better option than fingerstyle or regular slapping. Trouble is, you need two double-jointed thumbs on your plucking hand to bring out its full potential.
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    My coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazy now. Thanks lol
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    Why do bassists tend to be heftier fellows?

    Agreed. I'm almost 26 with a wife and 2 kids and still have NO idea what to do with my life. I'm holding down a very promising job with the state of California as I wait for my music career to take off.
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    Things You Will NEVER Hear at a Band Sound Check

    Sure, we'll help you load out!
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    Why do bassists tend to be heftier fellows?

    6'3", 185.... Dang stereotypes....
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    60 percent of the time, it works every time. It's like the musical Shake-n-Bake.
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    Which is never to be confused with the contrabass, which was both introduced and banned in the Baroque era due to its proclivity to produce the brown note during live performances. This heightened level of human excrement was also the catalyst for the Bubonic Plague outbreak. The contrabass is...
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    Let's spread some musical misinformation

    Not even Handy McKee?? (The H is silent)