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A gift for your vicious & cheating ex, perhaps?
- Thread starter Eric Perry
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Red Package:
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
That sounds intense.
Shampoo Resistant F strain Crabs: One colony of F strain super crabs. We have gone through a lot of work but now we are finally able to introduce the F Strain Lice! These crabs are almost impossible to get rid of and have been through over a year of selective lab breeding to be the most aggressive and most reproductive species on the planet! This species can take up to two weeks to get rid of and apparently bite so much they cause the victim to scratch themselves raw and we can guarantee that nothing apart from two washes of everything the victim owns and a 100% delousing solution coverage will get rid of them! Our most popular item and our fastest breeders. We are more likely to have these stocked than the regular strains.
That sounds intense.
wow, holy crap that's cool!
I wonder if it's real... their declaration that they are blocked by most online credit processing companies makes me think it's probably just a joke site.
I wonder if it's real... their declaration that they are blocked by most online credit processing companies makes me think it's probably just a joke site.
here i have been trying to "take the high road," be the mature one, keep my dignity (actually got that advice rite here in OT), and keep it amicable for the kids' sake...
oooooooh, the temptation
must
................stay
................................strong
.................................................must
....................................................................resist
ouch, way to call upon my inner ugly.
then again, mother's day has already passed.
oh, and this part seems sweet:
"Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are."
oooooooh, the temptation
must
................stay
................................strong
.................................................must
....................................................................resist
ouch, way to call upon my inner ugly.
then again, mother's day has already passed.
oh, and this part seems sweet:
"Once the lice are in your possession you are fully responsible for those lice so take care of them, give them cute names and most importantly love your lice like they are your own for that my friend in essence is what they are."
