a good blonde joke ..

[IAmTheDood]

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
.The policewoman replied,
'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the
policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

 

[Mark Wilson]

haahaha

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Not heard that before, nice one

Bet you get the PC crew breathing down your neck because picking on someone because of their hair colour makes you a nazi . . .

 

[Chriss62]

Pure ignorance.

 

[casualmadness]

 

[Joe Gress]

As a former (when I was two-five I had much lighter hair) blonde, I'm offended. But since it was pretty funny, carry on.

 

[LongHairFreak]

LOL!! Stupid humor is great!

 

[Valerus]

owned

 

[FL Knifemaker]

Pure ignorance.

The joke or the blondes??

 

[peterbright]

Great one! A two fer.

 

[Happynoj]

This is my second favourite blonde joke:

A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"



Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here...

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Three blondes are walking through the woods and come across some tracks.

The first blonde says "wow, they look like bear tracks!"
The second blonde says "no, they look like wolf tracks!"
The third blonde says "I know, we should follow them!"




Half an hour later they were hit by a train.

 

[CBRStingray]

That's awesome.

 

[JacoLesFlea]

a oldie but goodie:

Why was the blonde fired from the M n M's factory?

For throwing away all the candy with a W on them.

 

[santucci218]

This is my second favourite blonde joke:

A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"



Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here...

pm please.

 

[Darkstrike]

This is my second favourite blonde joke:

A blonde is walking along the side of a river. She spots another woman on the other side, who also happens to be blonde. She shouts "Hi! How do you get to the other side of the river?". The woman on the other side looks at her, and then says "What do you mean? You are on the other side!"



Unfortunately I'm not sure that my favourite blonde joke is suitable to post here...

pm please.

+1

 

[hallo]

Another of oldy here:
How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?




She opens the car door.

I told my blonde girlfriend the first one, the funny thing is, she didn't get it

 

[Justpucky]

My mother's favorite blonde joke:

How can you tell if a blonde is having a really bad day?

She's got a tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

A blonde and a brunette both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The brunette, the blonde has to ask for directions.





How do you know a blonde has used the computer before you?

There's tipex on the screen.

 

[Tony In Philly]

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?



Drives home to get changed for work.