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[Oddly]

This appeared in my facebook feed today.
Given the horror stories so many here seem to have about deliveries, I thought it might be worth posting...

 

[Alkali Ike]

More likely that’s the guy who dumps his entire truckload in the lake. If he was actually unloading packages and running back and forth between his truck and customer doorsteps all day, he might be a few pounds lighter.