Rumor has it that Matt Till was seen today wearing girl pants, and our sources have confirmed this, in our confrontation with Mr. Till we pinned him to a corner and asked him, why? Does this mean you've sold out? Before he could answer, I popped open his CD player to discover Muse's first album. It was more horrific that one could imagine! Worse yet, Mr. Till smelled of a field of strawberries. "I can explain," he began, "I was grabbing for pants in the dark and I grabbed my girlfriend's pants. And when I put them on, it was too late, I had to be to work." When asked, he offered no explaination for the Muse CD.