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A recent article about Matt Till

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, Aug 5, 2005.


  1. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Rumor has it that Matt Till was seen today wearing girl pants, and our sources have confirmed this, in our confrontation with Mr. Till we pinned him to a corner and asked him, why? Does this mean you've sold out? Before he could answer, I popped open his CD player to discover Muse's first album. It was more horrific that one could imagine! Worse yet, Mr. Till smelled of a field of strawberries.

    "I can explain," he began, "I was grabbing for pants in the dark and I grabbed my girlfriend's pants. And when I put them on, it was too late, I had to be to work."

    When asked, he offered no explaination for the Muse CD.
     
  2. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    On a side note: Myspace really knows when to screw me over. I can log onto my music accounts... but I can't log on to my main account where all my messages go. And right now a band is talking to me about joining... but I can't see their reply. I'm pissed4000.
     
  3. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    I doesn't matter. As soon as that band finds out you wear girl pants they won't hire you.
    You never did explain your fruity scent. :eyebrow:
     
  4. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Hey matt. When you log in, try going to you music account. Then click mail in the top link bar. It'll take you to your inbox. For some reason, my homepage will not load on there, but my inbox will. Try that and let me know how it goes
     
  5. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
  6. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
  7. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    I'm sure Matt would look quite stunning in pink. Especially if his crotch was on fire. :D
     
  8. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    Pink Shirt?

    Flaming Crotch??

    You need to stay away from strange men!

    I worry for my Phasor!! :D
     
  9. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    On a bit of a side note: The Pants, make my legs look fabtastic. :D
     
  10. Jack

    Jack

    Sep 6, 2003
    Newcastle, UK
    Flabtastic?
     
  11. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    I imagine girl pants would hurt my twig and berries something fierce.
     

  12. Oh i'm sure no more than your elvis outfit does.
     
  13. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Elvis suit is very slimming and is actually quite comfortable.

    You are just mad because they don't make King suits in shrimp.
     

  14. Yeah, but I guess they mass produce the ogre size huh?
     
  15. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Si senor.
     

  16. Ha I knew you were a mexican!
     
  17. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Mexican jew. I the am the latin schlemeel.

    Man, I am going to be thinking of sexual innuendo using jewish terms all day. Thanks.
     

  18. Hahahahashahahaha

    Shalom Holmes!
     
  19. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    Just make sure you stop after Sundown!!!
     
  20. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    What a moil. :D