A recent article about Matt Till

[Matt Till]

Rumor has it that Matt Till was seen today wearing girl pants, and our sources have confirmed this, in our confrontation with Mr. Till we pinned him to a corner and asked him, why? Does this mean you've sold out? Before he could answer, I popped open his CD player to discover Muse's first album. It was more horrific that one could imagine! Worse yet, Mr. Till smelled of a field of strawberries.

"I can explain," he began, "I was grabbing for pants in the dark and I grabbed my girlfriend's pants. And when I put them on, it was too late, I had to be to work."

When asked, he offered no explaination for the Muse CD.

 

[Matt Till]

On a side note: Myspace really knows when to screw me over. I can log onto my music accounts... but I can't log on to my main account where all my messages go. And right now a band is talking to me about joining... but I can't see their reply. I'm pissed4000.

 

[Edwcdc]

I doesn't matter. As soon as that band finds out you wear girl pants they won't hire you.
You never did explain your fruity scent.

 

[Trevorus]

Hey matt. When you log in, try going to you music account. Then click mail in the top link bar. It'll take you to your inbox. For some reason, my homepage will not load on there, but my inbox will. Try that and let me know how it goes

 

[bassmonkeee]

So, had this arrived for your ensemble before you headed out in the pants?

http://www.talkbass.com/store/product.php?productid=19&cat=0&page=1&featured

 

[Edwcdc]

So, had this arrived for your ensemble before you headed out in the pants?

http://www.talkbass.com/store/product.php?productid=19&cat=0&page=1&featured

ouch!

 

[bassmonkeee]

ouch!

I'm sure Matt would look quite stunning in pink. Especially if his crotch was on fire.

 

[bassman314]

Pink Shirt?

Flaming Crotch??

You need to stay away from strange men!

I worry for my Phasor!!

 

[Matt Till]

On a bit of a side note: The Pants, make my legs look fabtastic.

 

[Jack]

Flabtastic?

 

[Adam Barkley]

I imagine girl pants would hurt my twig and berries something fierce.

 

[page]

I imagine girl pants would hurt my twig and berries something fierce.

Oh i'm sure no more than your elvis outfit does.

 

[Adam Barkley]

Elvis suit is very slimming and is actually quite comfortable.

You are just mad because they don't make King suits in shrimp.

 

[page]

You are just mad because they don't make King suits in shrimp.

Yeah, but I guess they mass produce the ogre size huh?

 

[Adam Barkley]

Yeah, but I guess they mass produce the ogre size huh?

Si senor.

 

[page]

Si senor.

Ha I knew you were a mexican!

 

[Adam Barkley]

Ha I knew you were a mexican!

Mexican jew. I the am the latin schlemeel.

Man, I am going to be thinking of sexual innuendo using jewish terms all day. Thanks.

 

[page]

Mexican jew. I the am the latin schlemeel.

Man, I am going to be thinking of sexual innuendo using jewish terms all day. Thanks.

Hahahahashahahaha

Shalom Holmes!

 

[bassman314]

Mexican jew. I the am the latin schlemeel.

Man, I am going to be thinking of sexual innuendo using jewish terms all day. Thanks.

Just make sure you stop after Sundown!!!

 

[Adam Barkley]

Just make sure you stop after Sundown!!!

What a moil.