Advice/Wisdom

[sandmangeck]

Thinking of random quotes that inspire me, I thought of something that I think I created.
"Don't walk with your hands in your pocket, you could fall."
I have actually fallen with my hands in my pocket. It's a pretty funny sight to see.

 

[Big B.]

"Never whittle toward yourself or piss into the wind."

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Thinking of random quotes that inspire me, I thought of something that I think I created.
"Don't walk with your hands in your pocket, you could fall."
I have actually fallen with my hands in my pocket. It's a pretty funny sight to see.

I think I posted that on someone's Facebook page. No joke. It was based upon one of the funniest things I've seen at someone else's expense. We were in Santa Cruz and walking across the 'Lost Boys' bridge. It's essentially a bridge with just railroad struts. Not hard to cross but you have to stay on the tops of the struts. So my buddy was walking across with me with his hands in his pocket when he tripped. He fell without being able to put his hands out. He ate crap but it was so funny. I think he broke his nose too. So funny. Still laughing about it.

EDIT: I looked it up. I said 'Don't run with your hands in your pocket.'

 

[Broadstbully22]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[fmoore200]

Always liked this one:

"The best revenge is a life well lived."

 

[Chainsaw Willie]

Hanlon's Razor:

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

 

[6jase5]

Ketchup ketchup in the bottle, first a little then a lottle.

 

[bassteban]

If you're going through Hell, keep going.
-Winston Churchill

 

[skwee]

Don't telegraph the foul!

 

[Lowactnsatsfctn]

Its easy to be wise, simply think of something stupid and don't say it.

 

[pedroims]

similiar to OP's quote:

take your hands out of your pockets so they do not stink

 

[machine gewehr]

I usually walk with my hands in my pockets, but if I see any obstacle, wet floor etc. I take 'em out.

I got one,from experience:

"Do no spit in front of you when riding your bike fast."

Yup, I was a kid and I did spit onto my forehead.

 

[Bloodhammer]

"Don't stand.

Don't stand so.

Don't stand so close to me."


I find myself singing this whenever I'm in the checkout line in walmart.

 

[Lonesomedave]

I'd rather know nuthin' than somethin' that aint so

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Don't pee in your wetsuit before your last ride.

 

[Chainsaw Willie]

Hofstadter's Law:

It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

 

[CGramazio]

Don't give someone an idea they wouldn't come up with on their own.

 

[ZanaZulu807]

I pushed a friend of mine who always keeps his hands in his pockets into some bushes one time, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

As for the topic: Never trust anything or anybody that gives you something for free, make and earn your way, everyday.

And I got this from Game of Thrones: The man who passes the sentence, should swing the sword.

 

[TOOL460002]

From my uncle:

"Stay single and teach your children to do the same."

 

[Strat-Mangler]

"When a story goes viral online, wait a couple of months before forming an opinion." - me

95% of the time, facts come out afterwards that change everything.