Anyone up for some wordplay? It'll be punny!

[Derek Balonek]

I'll start us out with a riddle:

You're stuck in a blank, featureless room. There are no doors, nor are there any windows. The only furnishings are a mirror and a table. How do you get out?​

 

[DerHoggz]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?deskto...e.com/watch?v=ILmjvmsExNQ&v=ILmjvmsExNQ&gl=US

 

[Radical Edward]

Do you see yourself out the door?

 

[tastybasslines]

Do you see yourself out the door?

great guess, probably right without the door part as there are no doors, so just, "see your selfout" is my guess

 

[Derek Balonek]

You look in the mirror, and see what you saw. You take the saw, and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, and you leave through the hole.

Anyone else have any funny puns?

 

[Jimbob Jones]

inb4 Skitch...

 

[fhm555]

How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice and place a ring of english peas around it.

When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick it in the icehole.

 

[EdHunter]

YouTube - ‪Tim Vine Live At The Apollo (Part 1 of 1)‬‏

 

[Ursus Tyrannus]

Step on me while alive I make not a whisper, step on me when dead I mutter and grumble...what am I?

 

[Chadderz]

Step on me while alive I make not a whisper, step on me when dead I mutter and grumble...what am I?

A leaf?

 

[CauliColin]

A leaf?

 

[Ursus Tyrannus]

Yes and yes.

 

[Papa Dangerous]

Step on me while alive I make not a whisper, step on me when dead I mutter and grumble...what am I?

a passive person, yet an angry ghost?

 

[tastybasslines]

What gets wetter and wetter, the more it dries?

 

[Jimbob Jones]

A towel.

 

[Ursus Tyrannus]

What has a head but cannot think, a mouth but cannot speak, a foot but cannot step and a bed but never sleeps?

 

[Papa Dangerous]

What has a head but cannot think, a mouth but cannot speak, a foot but cannot step and a bed but never sleeps?

A River xD

 

[Jimbob Jones]

If it wasn't for the 'foot' part, I'd say river.

 

[Papa Dangerous]

hmph x\ then I will have to say a dumb, mute, paraplegic with a serious case of insomnia

 

[Ursus Tyrannus]

Yea, a river, I'm almost out...
The more of these you take the more are left behind...what are they.