arrrr .. a pirates tale...

[IAmTheDood]

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

 

[ROON]

Arrr... I don't get it.



Oh wait... it's September 20th in Australia now. No more talking like a pirate for me.

 

[Diggler]

A pirate walks into a bar, but he's walking very uncomfortably. Protruding from his crotch is a ship's steering wheel.

The bartender asks him, "Doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate responds, "Arrrr, it's drivin' me nuts."

 

[disenchant]

What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?

Arrrby’s!

 

[manicbassman]

Arrr... I don't get it.



Oh wait... it's September 20th in Australia now. No more talking like a pirate for me.

"Bounty" be a brand of paper towels...

Link Removed

arrrr!!!!!

 

[Atoz]

A pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a disatrous encounter with the Navy. The pirate stumbled across an old lamp while rummaging through the boat's provisions. Rubbing the lamp vigorously, a Genie appeared. The Genie, however, stated that he would only grant one wish, rather than the normal three. The pirate was feeling a bit parched from his ordeal, so he bellowed: "Arrrrrr, you scurvy dog... turn th' entire ocean into rum!" Immediately the entire sea turned into the finest rum. The parrot turns to the pirate and says: "Great... now we're gonna to have to pee in the boat."

 

[PSPookie]

Did you hear about the new pirate movie that's coming out . . . It's rated Arrrrrrr!

 

[Techmonkey]

Why are pirates pirates?

because they yarr.

ahahahaaaaaaar.

 

[Bryan316]

http://www.piratejokes.net



Just burned up 45 minutes of my day. Awesome!