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Badass IV

I'm going to pass on the Badass I,II,and III -

The Badass IV should be coming out soon, and this one will be it!

I have heard that it will be forged (not cast) out of depleted uranium and have a special nano-particle crystalline coating.

The notches will be pre-cut to your specs because even diamond blades can't etch this special coating.

It will come with a Bomb-Proof warranty and be guaranteed to survive the end of the world.

Your Tone and Sustain will know no bounds with this BAADAZZ (registered trademark) attached to your body.

It will be very expensive, but I have seen the prototype and I am Shell Shocked, to say the least!

BTW, it has a 1 screw mounting mechanism guaranteed to fit ALL bass from every Mfg.

Get ready folks, with the end of the world coming on 12-21-2012, we need to be prepared!

:bassist:

KA-BOOM-BAADAZZ IV (registered trade slogan).

(your mileage will not vary, this is the END!)