Get to the bar..drummer and keyboard player order Michelob Ultras because they had "reached their calorie intake" for the day....Were a hard rock band that plays some badass tunes...but Michelob Ultra?! Should I straight up quit the band?! lol 
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buldog5151bass
Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.
I hope they have better taste in music.
If you stay in the band, I recommend make up like KISS. That way no one will know it's you hanging out with the non-beer drinkers.
Man, I just quit beer PERIOD until I lose some weight.
This ain't your old man's rock and roll. Get fit or die young.
That said, if those farkers are wearing 30-inch waist Levi's and don't have a legit drinking problem, then give 'em hell!
This ain't your old man's rock and roll. Get fit or die young.
That said, if those farkers are wearing 30-inch waist Levi's and don't have a legit drinking problem, then give 'em hell!
If you drink Michelob Ultra, you're obviously aren't trying to get drunk and you clearly don't actually like beer.
So why even spend the money?
So why even spend the money?
Better or worse than Bud Light?
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Quit? Only if your bandmates asked for the little umbrellas, in their drinks...
... otherwise, party on Garth!
... otherwise, party on Garth!
As long as the music's good, fugettabouddit.
Life's too short to worry about stuff like that.
Delete the OP.
Life's too short to worry about stuff like that.
Delete the OP.
tell them there ain't no calories in weed, and if the protest that they don't do drugs/aren't looking to get high/whatever give 'em the ole stink eye.
Unless they have ironic mustaches and skinny jeans, then just quit.
Unless they have ironic mustaches and skinny jeans, then just quit.
Could be worse, could be Bud Light or Miller Light. lol
How is drinking Michelob Ultra like making love in a canoe?
Both are too close to water.
Both are too close to water.
Obviously the drummer is soo fired. Let that be a lesson to the rest of them!
My singer drinks Ultra. He's also a diabetic and a total badass frontman. I still make fun of him.
Get to the bar..drummer and keyboard player order Michelob Ultras because they had "reached their calorie intake" for the day....Were a hard rock band that plays some badass tunes...but Michelob Ultra?! Should I straight up quit the band?! lol
Ive always wanted to be the only guy in an all girl band.
