bassist

[Analogeezer]

I'm in Uzbekistan, is this local to me?

My friend Borat, he says I playa bass real Niiiiiccccceeeeeeee

Analogeezer

 

[J33]

Dude...you and me...we'd make a kick ass sandwich and take over the world. I'm in and lets do this. Even though your description was a tad on the wordy side..I still sense the Lion in you.

Here's a picture of me when I was 10 for starters. If this doesn't put the fear of God in you...you aint hooked up right. This is where my journey into the unfathomable depths of kickass began.

You can clearly see the determination in my eyes. I was born to be somebody and I knew it then as much as I know it now. Those things on my shirt...yeah...those are the voodoo dolls of the people I planned to take out.

After my release from the state hospital...that's when I decided it was time to play some serious bass. I'm still intense as old voodoo doll me...but now its focused directly into the best bass the world has ever produced: A Hondo H818B from 1983. I call it Excalibur. Nobody is allowed to even look at it at rehersals OR in my moms basement for fear that it's sheer power may melt you where you stand just like like them Germans at the end of Indiana Jones.

Don't worry...we can practice at my moms house which everybody knows is really my house now that I'm 52 years of age. I'm not scared of her and she's not the boss of me. Yeah...she complains when I kick up my nasty rig: A 1988 Gorilla GG-20. Yeah, you read that right. I got one...and its all original baby.

I got recording gear too. I have in my possession 1 (one) 1983 Vintage Panasonic RQ-2133 Cassette One track and two copies of Wingers debut 1988 recording "Winger" that we can just shove toilet paper into the little holes up on the top of the tape and record over. Smooth sailing from there.

I'm pretty sure I can get a sponsorship with Aquanet and Flabbys burger joint down the road from my moms hous....my house.

Lets do this. It's time to release the juggernaut the world needs right now. PM me here and we can start our journey into Rock N Roll history.

 

[5StringBlues]

Tell me more about your sandwich.

Dude...you and me...we'd make a kick ass sandwich and take over the world. I'm in and lets do this. Even though your description was a tad on the wordy side..I still sense the Lion in you.

Here's a picture of me when I was 10 for starters. If this doesn't put the fear of God in you...you aint hooked up right. This is where my journey into the unfathomable depths of kickass began. View attachment 4482241

You can clearly see the determination in my eyes. I was born to be somebody and I knew it then as much as I know it now. Those things on my shirt...yeah...those are the voodoo dolls of the people I planned to take out.

After my release from the state hospital...that's when I decided it was time to play some serious bass. I'm still intense as old voodoo doll me...but now its focused directly into the best bass the world has ever produced: A Hondo H818B from 1983. I call it Excalibur. Nobody is allowed to even look at it at rehersals OR in my moms basement for fear that it's sheer power may melt you where you stand just like like them Germans at the end of Indiana Jones.

Don't worry...we can practice at my moms house which everybody knows is really my house now that I'm 52 years of age. I'm not scared of her and she's not the boss of me. Yeah...she complains when I kick up my nasty rig: A 1988 Gorilla GG-20. Yeah, you read that right. I got one...and its all original baby.

I got recording gear too. I have in my possession 1 (one) 1983 Vintage Panasonic RQ-2133 Cassette One track and two copies of Wingers debut 1988 recording "Winger" that we can just shove toilet paper into the little holes up on the top of the tape and record over. Smooth sailing from there.

I'm pretty sure I can get a sponsorship with Aquanet and Flabbys burger joint down the road from my moms hous....my house.

Lets do this. It's time to release the juggernaut the world needs right now. PM me here and we can start our journey into Rock N Roll history.

 

[Yaralag]

Tell me more about your sandwich.