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Battle of the Idiots!

Congratulations, for battling this out.

The winner is the king of stupidity.

"You're the coolest ******* guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!"

That's pretty much my exact thoughts about this thread.
 
I got my partially fake left knee after I turned a '78 Mustang into an arse ugly rally car and flipped it. Lesson learned: Don't spot weld roll cages. Or try to drive out of a ditch.

Got a plate in my shoulder blade by being cracked in the back with a hammer during a fight.

Got my right wrist full of pins for breaking safety glass with my hand. Also broke my hand.

Got a plate and several pins in my ankle from jumping out of a second story window onto my friends van. Unfortunately I only landed on the roof with one leg and fell off.

Got another plate in my left shin from chopping my leg with an ax while splitting wood.

I think that covers just about everything.
 
This was my first welding project and I didnt know the difference in terms of strength.

What happened was that I drove in a ditch (OK ravine...) and tried to drive out, my car literally flipped backwards and rolled back to the bottom.
 

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