Cannabis

[Killed_by_Death]

I went outside to take a leak last night, and nearly revealed my man parts to my neighbor, who I didn't see sitting there in the dark.

He was about as drunk as I, judging from his slurred speech.

Anyway, he asked me if I had any pot!

It was pretty awkward, and I hope he forgets about it.

 

[Gorn]

You left your own house to urinate outside?

 

[CatSquare]

It was only awkward because you didn't have any. Moral of the story: always be holding

 

[El Güero]

I went outside to take a leak last night, and nearly revealed my man parts to my neighbor, who I didn't see sitting there in the dark.

He was about as drunk as I, judging from his slurred speech.

Anyway, he asked me if I had any pot!

You should have said, "Smoke this."

 

[Killed_by_Death]

You left your own house to urinate outside?

Yeah, I like to water the flowers.
It's especially fun when there's snow on the ground.

 

[StyleOverShow]

Hey I might be a little slow, maybe Oregon is rubbing off on me, but it was ackward because....

- you don't want people to know you smoke
- you don't want people to know you don't smoke
- you didn't have any

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I've got a feeling if I had some, I would have lied.

 

[Hot Rats]

I step outside to urinate often. Looking at the stars in the crisp air is much better than looking at the toilet bowl.

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Yesterday I drove by the store and the man outside had a sign that said, "Come in for 1oz stocking stuffers, only $"

 

[rufus.K]

My brother has been staying with me for a couple days. The other day I accidentally caught him masturbating. When I stumbled upon him he yelled "close the door!".
I said "come indoors first!"

 

[Jim Nazium]

Many years ago, I was walking along a sidewalk in a suburb of San Diego. A car slowed down next to me and the driver asked if I knew where Beer King was (place that sells keg beer). I gave him exact, detailed directions; he thanked me and drove off. I've often wondered: do I look like a guy who knows the local area and is good with directions, or do I just look like a guy who drinks a lot of beer?

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I had a flat tire in South Central Los Angeles. A guy approached and asked me if I wanted a date.
He seemed to take offense when I said no, and that was the fastest I've ever changed a tire in my life.

I now carry a can of fix-a-flat in my trunk.

 

[sissy kathy]

You left your own house to urinate outside?

There's a whole thread about this sort of thing, you just gotta know where to look:

Peeing In The Sink To Save Water?

 

[Downunderwonder]

Having a garden one can 'water' gives one a sense of kingdom.

 

[Immigrant]

Who is this "Super freak" and what have you done with badwigman?

 

[cfsporn]

I had a flat tire in South Central Los Angeles. A guy approached and asked me if I wanted a date.
He seemed to take offense when I said no, and that was the fastest I've ever changed a tire in my life.

I now carry a can of fix-a-flat in my trunk.

Plot twist: He just wanted to give you a fruit from the Arecacae family.

 

[GregC]

Yeah, I like to water the flowers.
It's especially fun when there's snow on the ground.

Seems like poor etiquette.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

It's dark, and no one is watching, normally.

 

[RustyAxe]

Yeah, I like to water the flowers.
It's especially fun when there's snow on the ground.

Here's a song that I do from time to time ... song starts at 1:15 ...

 

[Killed_by_Death]