Wow, I know that we don’t live forever and 86 years is a pretty good run but I didn’t see this coming.
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Chuck Norris R.I.P.
- Thread starter el jeffe bass
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Yeah, I saw this a little bit ago and was stunned. I had seen a report yesterday that he had been taken to the hospital with a medical emergency but nothing else until this.
An icon has passed.
An icon has passed.
His cultural impact was undeniable. I am feeling just little more mortal knowing Chuck Norris kicked the bucket.
I feel a little less safe without Walker, Texas Ranger watching out for me and I live in Virginia.
Riis
Riis
Not possible... The death don't take Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kills the death ..
Bye bye Walker..
Bye bye Walker..
RIP
Now, cue the endless stream of Chuck Norris memes.
Now, cue the endless stream of Chuck Norris memes.
Chuck didn't die, he just moved on to the next level of difficulty.
Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit Family sitcom. Full House. He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olson triplets.
He once tobogganed down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up when he realized he had lost his mittens.
A little known fact was that Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore by himself...with his teeth. It took him 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris's belly button is an innie, whereupon you will find an alternate universe containing thousands of tiny Chuck Norrises who are continually training to rescue their buddies from a Vietcong POW camp.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
If Chuck Norris had a dime for every man that didn't die from his roundhouse kick, he would have no dimes.
Your beardliness knew no bounds and I hope you and Bruce have one heck of a rematch. RIP.
He once tobogganed down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up when he realized he had lost his mittens.
A little known fact was that Chuck Norris carved Mount Rushmore by himself...with his teeth. It took him 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris's belly button is an innie, whereupon you will find an alternate universe containing thousands of tiny Chuck Norrises who are continually training to rescue their buddies from a Vietcong POW camp.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can impregnate women with only a glance. He can also do this to men.
If Chuck Norris had a dime for every man that didn't die from his roundhouse kick, he would have no dimes.
Your beardliness knew no bounds and I hope you and Bruce have one heck of a rematch. RIP.
Sad. It's been all over local news since he was born in Ryan, OK. A tiny little town on the TX border.
I'm unfamiliar with this man. Did he play bass?
Considering that life expectancy for a male in the USA is currently 75, living to 86 is an extremely good run.
Chuck may not have had any idea how many guys my age who hit the skids physically and became prematurely infirm lived for the reruns of his show and worshiped him.
He might have done more good for folks when he was earning residuals than when the show was still under contract and he was getting paid by the episode.
He might have done more good for folks when he was earning residuals than when the show was still under contract and he was getting paid by the episode.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience and was very scared. Chuck Norris took pity upon Death and decided to walk him home today.
I used to tell Chuck Norris facts (jokes) everyday before guardmount in my active duty days as a flight chief. Never repeated a fact. At least not at the same duty station. Was never at a duty station longer than 4 years.
I used to tell Chuck Norris facts (jokes) everyday before guardmount in my active duty days as a flight chief. Never repeated a fact. At least not at the same duty station. Was never at a duty station longer than 4 years.
