Craziest/Most Bizarre Things Sold On E-Bay?

[AuG]

I remember awhile back when an extremely hot chick tried to auction off her uterus. This is what she wanted to do.

I want to help the couples who can't have kids (in-fertility) by letting the husband have sex with me and then I can carry their baby for the 9 months. After that it's theirs.

I can carry "their" baby? She got shut down after a few hours anyway. Pretty laughable and disgusting.



Oog

 

[gottawalk]

My son was "surfing" Ebay a while back and came across an auction for an "Invisible Friend".

He also found this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Nothing-yes-not...oryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Someone actually selling "nothing".

Go figure!

 

[Chunk-O-Funk]

A good one I've seen,

Someone selling their air guitar.

Complete with a picture of an empty case with the word "case not included"

 

[dryheatbob]

Three favorites come to mind:

1) Uncle Bob's left testicle(not my uncle-to the best of my knowledge frank's still got his)

2) A used Labia fork. Actually looked like an old tarnished salad fork, but hey, I never knew which fork was for eating what at those fancy dinners.

3) A good old fashioned ass kickin'. The guy promised to come right to your doorstep and deliver the goods.


Bob

 

[ashbory]

3) A good old fashioned ass kickin'. The guy promised to come right to your doorstep and deliver the goods.

Well, that made me laugh out loud, literally. Sometimes its just nice to see someone get what they paid for.

 

[steveksux]

Don't forget the Lotus (future ex-boyfriend's) that was sold for a few pounds if you can pick it up in a few hours "Before the cheating son-of-a-***** gets home to find all his stuff on the front lawn".

And who could forget the grilled cheeze sandwich with the image of the virgin Mary on it.

Randy