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Yep-- just last Sunday, playing jazz with my group-- laid the bass down to pull out the endpin for the next set-- guy in the audience says, "Is that a cello?" I just stared at him for a few seconds and said, "No, it's a bass." Alternative replies went through my head. So this means that there are actually people who figure that a jazz horn section, jazz guitar, and drummer would be accompanied by a cello. Amazing.
Now see that there is some good training.My kids on the other hand, see cellos, and call them basses.
It finally happened to me yesterday. I showed someone at work a picture of my gear, and the 'Is that a cello?' question came out! To make matters worse, someone had already told him I played upright, and he is a bass player himself! My kids on the other hand, see cellos, and call them basses.
Yeesh! Is he a DB player? I'm guessing he's not.
"That's a big guitar" is the one I most commonly get. I think I might start carrying a tazer instead of a witty retort.Double basses can have incredible sustain. The thud tone is usually a muted gut string. In a lot of ways there are similarities in the sound to the sound of a fretless bass guitar, but with a much richer and deeper timbre. I've even heard some that had too much sustain. Get some CDs of Brian Bromberg, Paul Chambers, and Ron Carter. You will hear it.
What is it with these cello people (not the players, but the one's that don't know what a DB is)? I've got a 6 ft. 3 inch instrument with five strings that weighs 30+ pounds and if I had a nickel for every time in two years that some one asks if it is a cello, I could retire. I think they do it on purpose. I'm trying to think of an appropriate response. Not that I want to hijack the thread, but does anyone have a good answer to that?
Q: Is that a cello?
A: Is that an ___ on your shoulders?
Q: Is that a cello?
A: Yep, accidentally overfed the poor thing.
Q: Is that a cello?
A: No, but did you notice your fly is open? Ha, Ha, made you look!
Q: Is that a cello?
A: I don't know, what's a cello?
Yep-- just last Sunday, playing jazz with my group-- laid the bass down to pull out the endpin for the next set-- guy in the audience says, "Is that a cello?" I just stared at him for a few seconds and said, "No, it's a bass." Alternative replies went through my head. So this means that there are actually people who figure that a jazz horn section, jazz guitar, and drummer would be accompanied by a cello. Amazing.
Is you string height very low?Got the opposite problem. Any note in first or second position closed or fingered just goes forever. Maybe it’s the strings maybe it’s the amp? Although it seems to do it in every amp maybe it’s the pick up? The strings were relatively inexpensive Dia Dario‘s. Fishman pick up
Try this next time: "You're obviously not a golfer."I swear I get that every damn week.
I need a witty retort. Everything I come up with has far to much vitriol for before the first set.
Q. Is that a ViolinQ. "Is that a cello?"
A. "No."
I don’t think the strings are that low but there are definitely guys who have them higher .Is you string height very low?
Or maybe the fingerboard just needs some dressing.