Watching the today show this morning I realized I suffer from Bitchy Playing Face. No control over the face I make when I'm playing and it usually looks like I'm going to belt someone with my bass at any second. Now I need a picture. Who else suffers from B.P.F.? Lets see some pictures. Maybe we can band together and overcome this affliction and get people to speak to us. It's hard to get into a band when the people at your auditions run in terror.