Double Bass Does anyone ever talk about how their cat's breath smells?

[Ed Fuqua]

Cause my cat's breath smells like cat food. Not teen spirit...

 

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I bent my wookie.

 

[SBassman]

My dog's breath isn't exactly perfume, either.

 

[Paul Warburton]

Thread rename suggestion:

Another slow day @ The Gugg.

 

[SBassman]

My dog's breath isn't exactly perfume, either.

Then again, when I Really want to wake myself up, I smell his paws.
Yikes.

 

[Nathan Parker]

Hi Supernintendo Chalmers.

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

no, i don't own cats because i'm not a woman.


*burn!*

 

[bobba66]

My cat would claw my eyes out if I got that close.

 

[Freez]

What has your pussy been eating?

 

[Ed Fuqua]

no, i don't own cats because i'm not a woman.


*burn!*

Thinking that you can own another sentient entity is the height of folly.

 

[AQUANOVA]

My dogs feet smell like popcorn.

 

[Down & Outman]

You don't own cats. They allow you to live with them.

 

[anonymous122511]

Thinking that you can own another sentient entity is the height of folly.

I've heard cats called "little New Yorkers".

 

[elgecko]

"I ated the purple berries!"

"How are they, Ralph? Good?"

"They taste like... burning!"

 

[kg4muc]

My dogs feet smell like popcorn.

That's strange.. both my dogs paws smell like pop corn too
I figured it was a Cocker thing since they both are Cocker Spaniels

 

[SBassman]

Most dogs have popcorn paws. You are basically smelling. - smelly feet.

 

[Nathan Parker]

I am sad/amused that only 4 people understand this thread. At least, I think that's the case. Or maybe I don't understand it? But I think I get it.

 

[Ed Fuqua]

And no one understands Emperor Norton.

 

[jtlownds]

That's strange.. both my dogs paws smell like pop corn too
I figured it was a Cocker thing since they both are Cocker Spaniels

I thought that my dogs paws smelled like pop corn, too. Turns out that it wasn't her paws, it was pop corn farts.

 

[Marcus Johnson]

My cat's breath smells just like my Gamut gut strings.... Hey!.... wait a minute... :scowl: