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DON'T LET THE KIDS JUMP ON THE **** BED!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by unbasslichkeit, Feb 24, 2008.


  1. Just got a call from my wife. I've been at practice most of the day. She went over with our daughter this afternoon to visit a friend who also has a little girl.

    Long story short: two little girls (6 and 4) got to jumping on the bed :hyper: in violation of the house rules :rollno: and collided while airborne. :crying: Now two little girls are in the ER getting stitches for scalp and chin lacerations. :scowl:

    Could have been much worse, thank God it wasn't. :(
     
  2. A similar thing happened to me when I was 6. I hit my eye socket on the corner of the dresser next to the bed. I remember sitting in our VW Beetle pressing a wet washcloth to my head to stem the blood flow while my Dad drove to the hospital. 6 stitches over my right eye. I learned my lesson.

    Hope the kids are OK.
     
  3. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Certainly you need to try to reign them in, but kids are going to get hurt. You just have to hope it isn't too bad.

    Oh, and you need to change your avatar. I keep thinking it's Atoz that's posting . . .
     
  4. Wow, that must have been one hell of a collision! Hope they are gonna be ok!
     
  5. +1

    I thought the same at first


    Someone needs to photoshop that ;)
     
  6. Does this seem familiar?

    10 Little monkeys jumping on a bed,
    one jumped up and bumped his head,
    Mom called the Doctor and the doctor said
    ........"no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    9 Little monkeys jumping on a bed,
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ......."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    8 Little monkeys jumping on a bed.
    One jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ......"no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    7 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    6 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    5 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    4 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    3 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    2 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

    1 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
    one jumped up and bumped his head.
    Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
    ....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."
     
  7. I totally thought that the OP was atoz.

    lowsound
     
  8. I think that's pretty funny. :p

    EDIT: DUDE! YOU CHANGED IT!
     
  9. Has he?

    We just saw a striking reseblence between you and a rabbit with a pancake on its head :p
     
  10. Yeah..I missed my bunny. :p

    BTW, I plan to nominate Atoz for the Talkbass Good Sport of the Millenium Award for exhibiting extreme Grace under Photoshop.
    If there is not such an award, I will have Major Metal design one.
     
  11. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    If you were really a photoshop master your avatar would now be Atoz with a pancake on his head.

    I'm just sayin'
     
  12. +1

    lowsound
     
  13. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Yup, his internet cool points just went way up!
     
  14. yeah my sister baddly injured her wrist jumping on a friends bed nothing that needed to be rushed to the hospital but she couldn't use it for a couple of weeks
     
  15. Lalabadie

    Lalabadie Guest

    Jan 11, 2007
    I think that if the title doesn't already exist, it should be called the Atoz Mention.

    BTW, here's your new avatar.
    [​IMG]
     
  16. When I was 2 or 3 I ran down the hall, turned into the master bedroom & jumped onto a throw rug, intending to slide under the bed. Didn't quite clear it, staggered back to the living room where mom was having tea w/the gals, bleeding profusely from the forehead. Beds are evil, I tell you. :ninja:
     
  17. Fontaine

    Fontaine

    Apr 27, 2006
    yes!

    your parents happened to get a photo of that moment right before it happened actually

    [​IMG]

    amazing
     
  18. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Awesome.

    You're getting really good Earl.
     
  19. peterbright

    peterbright

    Jan 23, 2007
    On The Bayou
    I think I'm going to puke.
     

  20. Awesome. :p
     

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