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DON'T LET THE KIDS JUMP ON THE **** BED!!!!

unbasslichkeit

unbasslichkeit

Apr 4, 2003
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PR of Greenbelt, MD
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#1
Just got a call from my wife. I've been at practice most of the day. She went over with our daughter this afternoon to visit a friend who also has a little girl.

Long story short: two little girls (6 and 4) got to jumping on the bed :hyper: in violation of the house rules :rollno: and collided while airborne. :crying: Now two little girls are in the ER getting stitches for scalp and chin lacerations. :scowl:

Could have been much worse, thank God it wasn't. :(
 
#2
unbasslichkeit said:
Just got a call from my wife. I've been at practice most of the day. She went over with our daughter this afternoon to visit a friend who also has a little girl.

Long story short: two little girls (6 and 4) got to jumping on the bed :hyper: in violation of the house rules :rollno: and collided while airborne. :crying: Now two little girls are in the ER getting stitches for scalp and chin lacerations. :scowl:

Could have been much worse, thank God it wasn't. :(
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A similar thing happened to me when I was 6. I hit my eye socket on the corner of the dresser next to the bed. I remember sitting in our VW Beetle pressing a wet washcloth to my head to stem the blood flow while my Dad drove to the hospital. 6 stitches over my right eye. I learned my lesson.

Hope the kids are OK.
 
#5
TheBigO said:
Oh, and you need to change your avatar. I keep thinking it's Atoz that's posting . . .
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+1

I thought the same at first


Atoz said:
A similar thing happened to me when I was 6. I hit my eye socket on the corner of the dresser next to the bed. I remember sitting in our VW Beetle pressing a wet washcloth to my head to stem the blood flow while my Dad drove to the hospital. 6 stitches over my right eye. I learned my lesson.
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Someone needs to photoshop that ;)
 
#6
Does this seem familiar?

10 Little monkeys jumping on a bed,
one jumped up and bumped his head,
Mom called the Doctor and the doctor said
........"no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

9 Little monkeys jumping on a bed,
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
......."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

8 Little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
......"no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

7 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

6 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

5 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

4 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

3 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

2 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."

1 Little monkeys jumping on a bed
one jumped up and bumped his head.
Mom called the Doctor and the Doctor said
....."no more monkeys jumping on a bed."
 
#15
unbasslichkeit said:
Yeah..I missed my bunny. :p

BTW, I plan to nominate Atoz for the Talkbass Good Sport of the Millenium Award for exhibiting extreme Grace under Photoshop.
If there is not such an award, I will have Major Metal design one.
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I think that if the title doesn't already exist, it should be called the Atoz Mention.

BTW, here's your new avatar.
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#16
When I was 2 or 3 I ran down the hall, turned into the master bedroom & jumped onto a throw rug, intending to slide under the bed. Didn't quite clear it, staggered back to the living room where mom was having tea w/the gals, bleeding profusely from the forehead. Beds are evil, I tell you. :ninja:
 
#17
Atoz said:
A similar thing happened to me when I was 6. I hit my eye socket on the corner of the dresser next to the bed. I remember sitting in our VW Beetle pressing a wet washcloth to my head to stem the blood flow while my Dad drove to the hospital. 6 stitches over my right eye. I learned my lesson.

Hope the kids are OK.
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yes!

your parents happened to get a photo of that moment right before it happened actually

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amazing
 

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