Eating contest tomorrow

[RWP]

I predict that you will follow that with a constipation contest followed by a heart attack contest.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

 

[santucci218]

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

easy there Larry the Cable ***.

 

[RWP]

easy there Larry the Cable ***.

GET'ER DONE!

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[MatticusMania]

GET'ER DONE!

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That guy is the biggest faker in the world...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_cable_guy

Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by the stage name Larry the Cable Guy...

Whitney worked at Wendy's until 1985, when he began doing stand-up comedy with other West Palm Beach locals. At the encouragement of friends and coworkers, he continued his standup work during amateur nights at the Comedy Club in Blue Springs, Missouri. In 1991, he began doing radio comedy, in which he would call into stations as fictional characters. The "Larry" character was created after a friend from one of the stations asked him to call in as a cable installer.

 

[santucci218]

That guy is the biggest faker in the world...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_cable_guy

thats why i hate him...

 

[brutal bassist]

so here are the results, i tied for first with 14 slices (i know, i kinda wussed out) but the rules were

all of the slice must be eaten
if you rip a j, minus 5 slices
puke, youre out
dont eat all of a slice and quit, minus 2 per slice left.


I WON!

 

[MJ5150]

I WON!

See ya on the Biggest Loser in a couple years!



-Mike

 

[Kwesi]

Print this out:
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And tear it in half before you start. You'll do much better, trust me.

Man, i wish i could sig this entire thing! I haven't laughed that much at a post in a while. Nice one

 

[Kwesi]

GIT'R DONE!

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Hope ya' dun mind if I fix'd yer sign

 

[kserg]

Eat a huge breakfast around 9AM....I mean a HUGE breakfast. Drink plenty of water during the day and then have a light snack around 2PM or 3PM.

-Mike

+1

Expend your stomach then let it empty up a bit.