emmm...crap...

[Fontaine]

why is bird crap white?

 

[soulgeezer]

why is bird crap white?

That's the pee. The crap is the brown or black spot in the middle...

Seriously!

 

[labgnat]

that's what allows them to fly

seriously

 

[Dave]

How come ours can be either brown or green or even both at the same time?

 

[Fontaine]

why, GOD WHY!!

 

[funkalicious101]

probably because of all the cottage cheese they eat.

 

[Fontaine]

well...see i eat cheese...its great.

 

[soulgeezer]

How come ours can be either brown or green or even both at the same time?

Yours is *green*!!!!!!!!!!

Quick! Run for your lives! The Martians have landed!!!!!

Now, where's my tin foil hat??????????

 

[Dave]

Yours is *green*!!!!!!!!!!

Quick! Run for your lives! The Martians have landed!!!!!

Now, where's my tin foil hat??????????

Only if I eat to much food coloring that day.

 

[Mark Wilson]

I know what when you pee white, it means you're not hydrated enough!
But, when you're pee is yellow, it means your properly hydrated!
I learned that off Talkbass, actually.

 

[Poop-Loops]

It's the opposite.

And I've never had white pee. When it comes out white, that means I got *excited*. I think you meant "clear".

 

[Fontaine]

no when its clear it means your hydrated, when its yellow, your not, i learnt that at a basketball camp lol.

 

[Mark Wilson]

Bah whatever. I just had a 6 hour band practice.
I'm too lazy to edit it though.

 

[soulgeezer]

Yep, clear = hydrated; yellow = dehaydrated; white = "excited"; and, black = spawn of the Devil.

J/K (maybe...!)

 

[Fontaine]

and then they said something about when its brown, everyone said WHAT THE ****....lol.....wrong hole i think

 

[labgnat]

wizzing 5 minutes at a time and clear is in the process of dehydrating yourself with tasty alchohol

 

[Sonic_Death]

How come ours can be either brown or green or even both at the same time?

Sometimes even red...

 

[IconBasser]

no, when you pee black, it's cuz of alkaptonuria:

alkaptonuria

 

[JoshD]

why is bird crap white?

So people will notice it on you after you get crapped on. Obviously.

 

[Jiggybass]

Yep, clear = hydrated; yellow = dehaydrated; white = "excited"; and, black = spawn of the Devil.

J/K (maybe...!)

and.....

stone = OUCH!!!