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[Nobody]

Nobody reads the rules.

That's the saddest part..... I never learned to read.
My mom types what I say. I can't even check to see if what she is typing is actually what I'm saying. All the letters just look like squiggly lines to me. Justin Bieber has great hair. My Honda Civic gets great gas mileage. There is a buy two get one free sale on frozen corn at the grocery store. knit one purl two. Did I turn off the oven? I think I'll color my hair. Do these pants make my bottom look big? Blah blah blah something about tort.... Blah blah blah Jerkweasle... Blah blah blah flats.... Blah blah blah Fendre..... I wish my son would get a job. He hasn't paid me rent in a decade.
Sorry for being so wordy but this is how I really feel. I'd like to give a big thanks to my mom for typing this for me.

 

[Nobody]

How many times have you been banned so far man?

4.... I think.

 

[Humbled]

Gooood Bwaaning.

It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood...

 

[ahc]

 

[Nobody]

good morning

 

[3rdWatch]

So many rules, I don't do well in a structured, discipline environment. I need anarchy and chaos to thrive.

That's why I try to find folks who play primarily in the keys of X and Y (as in a variable in an algebraic equation). Just like the amp that goes to eleven, you have to find the forbidden spot on your tuner that calibrates white noise to get the musicians in synce before playing. After that, we play and it really Hertz. Unfortunately we've been know to knock out air traffic control systems, trigger earthquakes, open up black holes and trigger bowel movement's diametrically opposite our location on the earth, which causes Septic back-up, a general drop in compost prices, and gloriously healthy vegetables.
It's not easy being green....but nobody's complaining!

 

[HeavyDuty]

I pulled down several admittedly delightful pics - they mess with TB's business partners. As requested elsewhere please don't post provocative pics.

 

[HeavyDuty]

They will use the secret rule of Talkbass against you, Nobody.
Officially, Talkbass has 10 Rules but actually the rules go up to eleven!

The secret eleventh rule of Talkbass is:

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You're welcome to leave.

 

[Humbled]

If you want to know how to identify a stinger leg and why it's important if you're going to do your own tie-ins, I can help you out.

If you want to know whether you should be faithful only to maple or rosewood, not so much...

 

[Camaro]

You're welcome to leave.

Are you forced to be here?

 

[El Güero]

 

[Phalex]

So what do you think will get me banned this time?

Talking about Fight Club?

 

[Immigrant]

Are you forced to be here?

Yeah, I took a swing at a cop once.

 

[HeavyDuty]

Are you forced to be here?

Are you? If you're not having fun, maybe another site is more to your liking.

 

[Camaro]

I will consider it.

 

[Nobody]

I understand the the logic behind kitty-litter that clumps when you pee on it but the clumps are kinda annoying when you're trying to bury your business.

 

[Jim Nazium]

I understand the the logic behind kitty-litter that clumps when you pee on it but the clumps are kinda annoying when you're trying to bury your business.

You need to train your human to scoop the box more often. Take a massive dump on the living room rug. He'll get the message.

 

[Humbled]

Can I play a minute in thirty seconds if I practice really really hard?

 

[Camaro]

If you take bass lessions from Tom Araya.

 

[two fingers]

You are all WRONG!!!!!!





(Oh, wait. Wrong thread. My apologies. Can someone tell me where the exit is?)