Five Days till the Empire Strikes Back!

[nukes_da_bass]

MBP is Lando Calrissian.

 

[machine gewehr]

This is why they tell you not to overfeed the fish.

 

[fourstringdrums]

Never feed your fish Fetta Cheese.

Also don't give fetta to a corpse.

 

[machine gewehr]

Also don't give fetta to a corpse.

I once knew a corpse that worked ik n CIA that had a stutter. It cost... nevermind...

 

[Jim Nazium]

Does frozen Han Solo fit on a motorcycle trailer?

 

[fourstringdrums]

Does frozen Han Solo fit on a motorcycle trailer?

I thought the movie Frozen was a musical ABOUT Han Solo.

 

[LazyGecko]

Guys you all know what's going on here..

 

[Darth Handsome]

MBP has taken the art of Lownering to an exciting new place & made it his own.

 

[Gorn]

I'm on a conference call right now. It's really important. I have a big meeting later with our new CFO. I have an expensive dental bill coming up. I'm gonna be 31 soon and I'm single and all my friends are getting married and spawning. The bass player in my friends band just flaked out of a gig they have in two weeks and I have that long to learn about 25 songs I've never played before.

But the only thing that matters to me in my life right now is what the hell metalbasspro is talking about.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

I'm building a cab around the corner. I have to do about $1600.00 in.various business payouts today. I'm in line to order a chicken salad sub.
I'm going to prioritize MBP's agenda as well.

 

[Timmah]

I will sit eagerly by my computer, work be damned, I hopes of catching but a morsel of MBP's wisdom.

 

[4StringAxe]

Maybe the orderlies restrained him before he could finish posting ...

 

[nukes_da_bass]

Maybe the orderlies restrained him before he could finish posting ...

That does it!
Im casting MBP as Chief Broom.

 

[4StringAxe]

That does it!
Im casting MBP as Chief Broom.

The irony being he is the only one that doesn't go fishing.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

The irony being he is the only one that doesn't go fishing.

Did you read the book?
Chief Broom narrates- it's incredible!

 

[4StringAxe]

Did you read the book?
Chief Broom narrates- it's incredible!

Yup, the book has some extremely funny parts not in the movie. Oh, and a sad death that is not in the movie.

 

[shadowtippy]

The thread title was probably a typo. I think he meant "Five days till the umpire strikes back" which would have made less sense. But I could be wrong, I'm not good at water sports.

 

[nukes_da_bass]

The thread title was probably a typo. I think he meant "Five days till the umpire strikes back" which would have made less sense. But I could be wrong, I'm not good at water sports.

That would make sense if MBP is a professional umpire, and has revenge plans.
Alert all park leagues in North America- this is an MBP alert.

 

[Gorn]

Maybe it makes sense this way?

!kcaB sekirtS eripmE eht llit syaD eviF

!syad evif tsuJ

,eman dnab wen a htiw pu emoc ot em deripsni sah sihT
esproc a ot deretteF

 

[elgecko]