I'll see that hand and raise it. Try no hair, except the forest growing out of my nose and ears, plus white hair on back, and back of the neck!
I have to explain to my wife that it is a sign of superiority and seniority in the ape world, and she should respect me for it. So far that isn't working.
What a cruel affliction forced upon usExcellent comment! Ditto with hair growing everywhere except where it is supposed too!
About ever 10 days, tweezers to the ear hair. Scissors to the nose nostril hair. Hair clippers to the eye brows. Arm hair won't stop growing!
"Ape world"..........correct!