God's salami?

[Papazita]

Woman finds god in her salami:

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Personally, I think it says "GOO," but whatever. I think it was just a clever marketing ploy by Sonic Youth.

Or... is it meant to spell "dog," as a warning of what the "salami" really contains?

 

[Papazita]

Oh, and this is a discussion of meats, not religion!

 

[Phalex]

I'm just happy for her that it didn't spell Dog. Who knows if Fido would have come out on top??

 

[Muusers]

:scowl:

 

[buzzbass]

Oh, and this is a discussion of meats, not religion!

my meats are of Biblical Proportion

 

[Gard]

my meats are of Biblical Proportion

Are you Jersey boys STILL trying to convince us that pork roll is better than bacon?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

God stuck his salami on her plate? God's a pervert . . .

 

[buzzbass]

you mean it's not ?!

 

[Papazita]

When I was a kid, I could see the head of a lion in the bark patterns of the birch tree in out front yard. Everyone thought I was crazy...

 

[excane]

.

 

[WalterBush]

After extensive research throughout the Bible, I have concluded that there are no scripturally documented cases of God communicating through sausage products.

I think she's mispelling DOG, which is featured prominently in many sausages worldwide.

 

[funkalicious101]

I once found a cashew that looked like a cobra. Now I belong to that weird southern thing where the people in cowboy hats dance with snakes.

 

[Pilgrim]

This thread title is just possibly the most dangerous title EVER.

I'm just sayin'.

 

[MatticusMania]

I have a collection of potato chips that resemble 18th century political figures.


Surprisingly, they all look like Archibald Cary...

 

[Relic]

Are you Jersey boys STILL trying to convince us that pork roll is better than bacon?

there's no need for any sort of convincing, it just is.

The book of Meats, chapter 2, verse 5 quotes:
and unto ye, I have given thou meat. And the meat beath good.
Ye ask unto me; what is the name of this meat so we may goeth forth and preach it's goodness above all others.
I sayeth, it is the meat who am is. It is pork roll. Rejoice, alleliua."

 

[TallLankyBastyd]

Imagine my relief when I found that this thread is NOT about Ron Jeremy!

 

[popinfresh]

I think she's mispelling DOG, which is featured prominently in many sausages worldwide.

This.

Seriously, what a wank. If I found that in my food i'd go 'lol' then eat it, not call a camera crew and marvel at dogs work.

 

[Gard]

Imagine my relief when I found that this thread is NOT about Ron Jeremy!

....I'm just wondering how someone got ahold of my salami without me knowing about it...


















Guess I need to check my fridge more often!

 

[Eric Perry]

This thread title is just possibly the most dangerous title EVER.

I'm just sayin'.

Beat me to it.

 

[Relic]

Beat me to it.

no pun intended of course?