Happy Valentine's Day!

[mellowinman]

Someone was calling VD a holiday yesterday. Wrong answer:

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You're the guy who reminds us about having respect for women & you're keeping score?

Yes. I have respect for women. That's why they go out with me. It's quite simple. What questions do you have?

 

[Bassbeater]

Yes. I have respect for women. That's why they go out with me. It's quite simple. What questions do you have?

What bass did you get to?

 

[mellowinman]

What bass did you get to?

A gentleman never tells.

 

[Bassbeater]

A gentleman never tells.

well... Did you Rickenbacker or was it the Upright? Which bass was it?

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I say keeping score is not respectful.

Not really a fan of VD, but not going to get into why.
Have a great one, regardless!

 

[mellowinman]

I say keeping score is not respectful.

I DISAGREE. It is certainly not disrespectful, and I don't know what you think I'm keeping score OF, but keep your dirty imagination to yourself. I have dated four women since the one who didn't work out last Valentine's Day, and the one I am currently seeing (in my avatar,) is very nice. My remark was meant to reflect that I am happy. Is there a problem?????

 

[Killed_by_Death]

OK, so it's VD. Have at it!

Do what you like, but I won't be posting images of anyone I'm dating & documenting how many I've dated
(cue the "You could never get a date!" jokes)

 

[mellowinman]

OK, so it's VD. Have at it!

Do what you like, but I won't be posting images of anyone I'm dating & documenting how many I've dated
(cue the "You could never get a date!" jokes)

Dude, I would never joke about that, OK? Seriously man. We may have different ideas about what is "right," but I wish you nothing but happiness.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

meme time:

 

[Son of Wobble]

Only on Talk Bass could a Valentine's thread devolve to guys shovin' one another, "Dude!" "Dude!"

 

[Killed_by_Death]

It could definitely happen other places as well, including FB.

Hey, at least we can agree to disagree...

Now back to our regularly scheduled VD memes:

 

[Bassbeater]

Whatever!
I'm pretty sure I'll be getting a box of chocolates... Tomorrow on discount.

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Ah yeah, I'll be at Wally World bright & early for the heart-shaped boxes full of candy.

 

[shadowtippy]

Hugs to all those in need of one!

I agree with this. That is the reason for my avatar.

 

[Richland123]

 

[Bassbeater]

I'm going to write a horror punk love song...
Song title ideas anyone?

 

[Oddly]

I'm going to write a horror punk love song...
Song title ideas anyone?

"I've killed your puppy. Now do ya love me?"

 

[Bassbeater]

That's dark Oddly!
How about
"Same Day, New Panties"
"I Pass the Dog Test"
"I Wrote this Song for Your Sister"
"BFF Benefits"

 

[Killed_by_Death]

The Misfits kind of cornered the market on horror love songs, LOL!

The Damned may have had one or two before them...

S.o.M. had a few as well:



Coincidentally, Andrew wrote the song about David's (The Damned) wife!

 

[Oddly]

You guys may appreciate this...

It being the day it is, I thought I might as well capitulate to the gods of commerce and demonstrate my love for the missus.
Well...after she left for work I got going.

Not too shabby, I thought.

Anyways, she comes home and sees my offering.
"I'm off sweets for Lent. I told you that.
Also, I'm allergic to roses. Remember we had to dig up that bush you planted last year?"

Slightly saddened, I picked up that little vase (Galway crystal...pretty expensive) but it slipped so I dropped it.
You'd think something so expensive wouldn't shatter so easily, wouldn't you?
That red water? Food colouring...not so easy to remove from our nice wooden floor.






She liked the card tho.