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A one eyed amoeba with kvilt?
An effeminate pirate with a skin disease?
Her complexion is radiant for a seaside hooker. But the lixx might be kinda dirty. She's no pirate - more like the ship, packed full of seamen.An effeminate pirate with a skin disease?
Her complexion is radiant for a seaside hooker. But the lixx might be kinda dirty.
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Fine - it's your girlfriend.Ok, we've seen enough of that. Seriously eddie.
It is a freaky visual, even with a WonderBra. Too much KFC, hormones and stuff?I'd like to motorboat that substantial cleavage of yours.![]()
Fine - it's your girlfriend.
You guys are ruthless.
Come'on, you're a skinny dude. Girl like that with a little meat on her bones would be good for you. Keep you warm through the cold Norwegian nights. Maybe even a little . . . Norwegian wood. HEh?I've never been so happy to be single. Ever.