Help me Rename my Band

[Stumbo]

Something with Mellow in it.
Marsh Mellow

 

[Stumbo]

Thee Aarptastics
Jefferson Aarplane
Aarp Aarp
The Aarptones
Rocked and Rolled
Back in the Daze
Aarspirin
The Dogs are Out
The Droors
Big Brother and the I Can't Hold It Company
1910 Bad Gums Company
The Bleach Boys
Urethra Franklin and the Rain Drops
The Disaccociation
Bill Haley and the Gromets
The Klinks
The Sweater Men
Internal Sludge
Papas Fritas
The Semi-Righteous Bros.
Xray Shadows
The Chocolate Alarm Clock
Chubbyless Checker and Twisters
The Attention Drifters
The Walking Dead
Barry and the Pacemakers
The Exotic Orthotics
The Guess Who?
The Brass Butterfly
Sam the Ham and the Karos
40 Years After
The Old Rascals
Not Tonight
Sam and the Cookies
Harry and the Blades
Bent But Not Broken
The Symptom Hunters
The Ear Wig Hunters
The Pain Hunters
The Neodymiums
The 3x Brothers
Huh?
Destined to Jogg
The Squint
Squint and the Diopters
The Average Grey Band
Clicks and Clacks
Eric Crampton and the Pepto Brothers
Fears for Mirrors
The Burpees
Little Richard and the Jackals
Johnny's Livers
The Follicularly Challenged
The Tri-Focals
The Reading Glasses
The Hardly Beats
Big D and the Calciums
The B Twelves
Vaccination Nation
My Funky Valentine
Twisted Wristers
My Nose Knows
The Funkee Monkees
Paul Severe and Gladiators
Sly and the Family Bones
The Royal Luardsmen
Hot Milk and the Oreo Cookies

 

[Stumbo]

If you were a funk band.... (actually there may be a few on the list to consider).
In Funk We Trust
E Pluribus Funk
Star Spangled Funk
O' Say Can We Funk
Frank and the Funkensteins
Groove Machine
Moe Funk
Crash 'n Funk
Funkaliscious
The Eternal Groove
NCIS Funk
The Mother Funkers
Masters of Funk
Grand Funk
Grande Funk
The Dukes of Funk
Peanut Butter & Funk
Dr. Funk & the Groove Machine
U.S.S. Funk
Funkin' Donuts
ConFUNKkshun Junkshun
H.R. Funk 'n Stuff
Cool Funk'n Stuff
8 Years in Funktivity
Funk on Tap
Scooby Funk
Groove Island
Groove Masta Funkin' Stuff
Chicken Pot Funk
Chili 'n Funk
A Groove is a Terrible Thing to Waste
Life on the Funk
Life in the Groove
Groove Unlimited
Groove LTD
Spanky and the Funk Gang
One Smooth Move
Funkee Munkee and Funkapotomas'
DisFunkshun Junkshun
Mass DisFunkshun
Holy Mother of Funk
Smooth Funk'n Groove
Free Radicals
Groove School
Main Man and the Funkidudes
The Jimi Funk Experience
The Cool Jazz Funkin' Machine
Cool Blue Crest
Funk Haus
FunkaFobia
The Fraternity of Funk
Humpty Funky
Jack the the FunkStalk
Sherlock Funk and the Groove Masters
Red, White and Funk
Funk in the Trunk
Treasure Groove
Treasure of Funk
Strike, the Funky Monkey
Imodium Funk
Gone with the Funk
The Grassy Knoll of Funk
Massive Funk Attack
Run Forrest Run
Funktation Station
Master Blasters
26.2 Mile Funkathon
Mr. Groove and the Funkafized
Dipped, Glazed & Funkafized
Funkectomy
The Mystic Groove Bros.
Infield Funk Rule
Cash for Funkers
Home Fried Funk
Your Brain on Funk
Funktastic Five
One Armed Mother Funker
What the Funk?
TJ and the Funkstitution
Funk Hole in One
The Funky Bone
The Funk Club
The Funk Shop
The Funk Yard Dogs
Funk, The Musical
Long Live the Funk
The Whole Funk and Nothing But The Funk
The New York Funk Exchange
Funk Therapy
Fountain of Funk
Funk Me One Time
Funk Experience

From my post http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f30/help-names-funk-bands-953516/#post13805453

 

[Stumbo]

Here are some I've been tossing around:

• Fort Wayne Neurosis
• Fort Wayne Resistance
• Beneath Fort Wayne
• Fort Wayne Music Brokers
• Summit City Shakedown
• Summit City Maniacs
• River of Lightning

Try http://www.bandnamemaker.com/
Type Fort Wayne or Summit City(or whatever) in and see what comes up!
Came up with these: (you can regenerate names forever)

Fort Wayne Of The Running
Fort Wayne Realm
Fort Wayne Roar
Beyond Fort Wayne
Windy Fort Wayne
Fort Wayne Cripple
Fort Wayne Juju And The Shotgun Anchor
Powerless Fort Wayne
Fort Wayne Gizmo Of The False Gasket
Fort Wayne Delight


There's also http://www.1728.org/bandname.htm that comes up with two and three word band names.

 

[Stumbo]

How about...Dirty Lixx!

Dirty ___
Looks
Books
Crooks
Hooks, etc.

Dirty Tricks
[DEL]Dirty Dixx[/DEL]
[DEL]Dirty Fix[/DEL]
Dirty Kicks
[DEL]Dirty Nixx[/DEL]
[DEL]Dirty Pics[/DEL]


Pick a song name and modify it:
The Fortunate Sons

 

[Fleegetastic]

Whiskey Dixx

 

[Fleegetastic]

Whiskey Dixx is actually a bar's name in Des Moines Iowa.

 

[nojj]

Used to be a bar here in Pgh named Whiskey Dicks.


How about Harshmellow?

 

[bassyogi]

Hoosier daddy?

 

[SolarMan]

Big Jake Dead

Anodynia

Mellowinman and the Berzerkers

 

[frisbieinstein]

Rename Dirty Lixx.

The name sucks, and I'm sick of it.

I need a REALLY good one, in order for this to happen.

GO!

Molten Sperm
Tubes of Amber

 

[SolarMan]

Molten Sperm

Tubes of Amber

Molten Amber Tubes of Dinosaur Sperm

(Sorry Mellowinman - you know I love you!)

 

[NailDriver]

Señor Prom

 

[NailDriver]

Ultrasound.
Empty Pockets

 

[Bassdude15]

Here are some I've been tossing around:

• Fort Wayne Neurosis
• Fort Wayne Resistance
• Beneath Fort Wayne
• Fort Wayne Music Brokers
• Summit City Shakedown
• Summit City Maniacs
• River of Lightning

I would go with "Fort Wayne Resistance" or "River of Lightning"; the others sound weird.

 

[mellowinman]

How about:

skär

 

[Stumbo]

Grassy Noll Refugees
Strike, The Monkey

 

[Ben Noblit]

I like River of Lightning or Summit City Shakedown.

 

[DannyBob]

The boob tube bongo bashers

 

[jaxom]

How 'bout
15 Minutes....

I remember a post of yours about never being famous..