I'll comb through past threads and glean whatever I can... but I figure I may as well posit my query. I should note that I'm limited to USB... so nothing that only works with Firewire. Anyways, I need four things.
- A way to record bass and guitar onto my computer. I reckon my best bet is that little box from Line 6. It's that piece of external hardware (red in color) where you plug your geetar directly into it... and it has all kinds of amp models and effects and stuff... and then you run it into your computer and it has all the software and stuff.
Here, in case you're still drawing a blank....
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Line-6-TonePort-UX2-USB-RecordingModeling-Interface?sku=249701
Any better ideas? Or will this do me? Remember, I'm a bloody moron when it comes to this kind of stuff. Baby steps, you know....
- Drums. I guess I have to get what they call a "drum machine" and program my beats. I would have to spend years learning the drums to be good enough to back myself up the old fashioned way (i.e., with actual drums), and I want to start recording now.
Also... here's where I'm worried the most because I'd be futzing with some computer to produce the beats from out of empty space... as opposed to relying on my own fingers/limbs to make it happen. Would I only be able to crank out a repetitive beat (i.e., "loops")? Because that's not all I want to do. I want to be able to throw in all kinds of weird improvised syncopation, weird/abrupt time signature changes, crazy fills and wildman ape-crap solos (like that one track on Coltrane's "A Love Supreme"), etc. etc. et al. Would a computer thingy be able to deliver all this?
Should I get some kind of software program? Or some kind of external box thingy that'll plug into my computer? What're some good'n'cheap ones?
- Vocals. This is where it gets tricky because my voice box doesn't have a USB port. What's a cheap/easy way to input the vocals... and how much do I have to worry about background noise? This would be done in my living room, where my computer is, basically.
- I need a way to integrate (or rather, to "mix") all of the above. If I'm using, like, all kinds of weird different software as opposed to one single program, will this prove to be a problem? What'll do the trick for me? Also... I'd want to program the beats first. Would I be able to get my beats to playback while I'm laying down bass/guitars through the Line 6 box thingy? And then, would I get all that to playback while I'm doing the vocals? I can't rightly fly blind, you know.
I'm not all super-anal about pristine sound quality like some legendary sound engineer working with Fleetwood Mac back in 1974. Hell... the music I make would be considered intolerable barf by most ordinary humans.
I just want to be able to get all this stuff (guitars, bass, vocals, programmed beats) integrated onto one track - track by track - and make some album-length project, and have it not sound like it was recorded in mono on a boombox in a metal trashcan. (Think any number of hardcore punk bands from the early 1980s recording onto some decrepit 4-track they got from a pawn shop... if they were even that technically savvy.) I mean... who said it can't be "punk rock" if the record doesn't sound like sh*t?
Remember, I'm a dummy. You can probably see that I don't know what I'm doing at all.
Edited to add: I just noticed the sticky. I'll comb through it... but remember, I am this level of moron.
Edited again to add: I went through the sticky and I can hardly make heads-or-tails of anything. Hey, this could end up being a legendary thread... if y'all can actually manage to school a complete moron like me! Let's start reeeeeaaaaally sloooooowwwwwwwwww....
- A way to record bass and guitar onto my computer. I reckon my best bet is that little box from Line 6. It's that piece of external hardware (red in color) where you plug your geetar directly into it... and it has all kinds of amp models and effects and stuff... and then you run it into your computer and it has all the software and stuff.
Here, in case you're still drawing a blank....
http://www.musiciansfriend.com/product/Line-6-TonePort-UX2-USB-RecordingModeling-Interface?sku=249701
Any better ideas? Or will this do me? Remember, I'm a bloody moron when it comes to this kind of stuff. Baby steps, you know....
- Drums. I guess I have to get what they call a "drum machine" and program my beats. I would have to spend years learning the drums to be good enough to back myself up the old fashioned way (i.e., with actual drums), and I want to start recording now.
Also... here's where I'm worried the most because I'd be futzing with some computer to produce the beats from out of empty space... as opposed to relying on my own fingers/limbs to make it happen. Would I only be able to crank out a repetitive beat (i.e., "loops")? Because that's not all I want to do. I want to be able to throw in all kinds of weird improvised syncopation, weird/abrupt time signature changes, crazy fills and wildman ape-crap solos (like that one track on Coltrane's "A Love Supreme"), etc. etc. et al. Would a computer thingy be able to deliver all this?
Should I get some kind of software program? Or some kind of external box thingy that'll plug into my computer? What're some good'n'cheap ones?
- Vocals. This is where it gets tricky because my voice box doesn't have a USB port. What's a cheap/easy way to input the vocals... and how much do I have to worry about background noise? This would be done in my living room, where my computer is, basically.
- I need a way to integrate (or rather, to "mix") all of the above. If I'm using, like, all kinds of weird different software as opposed to one single program, will this prove to be a problem? What'll do the trick for me? Also... I'd want to program the beats first. Would I be able to get my beats to playback while I'm laying down bass/guitars through the Line 6 box thingy? And then, would I get all that to playback while I'm doing the vocals? I can't rightly fly blind, you know.
I'm not all super-anal about pristine sound quality like some legendary sound engineer working with Fleetwood Mac back in 1974. Hell... the music I make would be considered intolerable barf by most ordinary humans.
I just want to be able to get all this stuff (guitars, bass, vocals, programmed beats) integrated onto one track - track by track - and make some album-length project, and have it not sound like it was recorded in mono on a boombox in a metal trashcan. (Think any number of hardcore punk bands from the early 1980s recording onto some decrepit 4-track they got from a pawn shop... if they were even that technically savvy.) I mean... who said it can't be "punk rock" if the record doesn't sound like sh*t?
Remember, I'm a dummy. You can probably see that I don't know what I'm doing at all.
Edited to add: I just noticed the sticky. I'll comb through it... but remember, I am this level of moron.
Edited again to add: I went through the sticky and I can hardly make heads-or-tails of anything. Hey, this could end up being a legendary thread... if y'all can actually manage to school a complete moron like me! Let's start reeeeeaaaaally sloooooowwwwwwwwww....