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Hilarious ebay feedback

Planet Boulder

Hey, this is a private residence...man
Nov 10, 2001
4,014
65
6,482 feet above sea level
Disclosures
I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
What the hell?

Some seller's feedback

A small sampling:

Feedback Left for Date / Time
Positive feedback rating Ventriloquist dummyWON'T SHUT UP & has KILLED all my other ventriloquist dummies Seller:
fair9 ( 390)
Apr-27-07 06:40
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Positive feedback rating sold me her SOUL, I opened the box and IT WAS DAMAGED. Plus it smelled funny Seller:
fory63 ( 382)
Apr-26-07 06:12
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Positive feedback rating GREAT SELLER! PS-there were nail-clippings in the box; I chewed them. THANX! Seller:
jeanpanetier ( 459)
Apr-25-07 08:54
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Positive feedback rating Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony. Seller:
ncglassandcollectibles ( 2597)
Apr-25-07 08:45
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Positive feedback rating Next time don't write CONTAINS PORN in big red letters all over the box! sheesh! Seller:
lindavelid ( 547)
Apr-19-07 13:03
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Positive feedback rating Good News! the puppy arrived ALIVE this time! Guess 9 times a charm!A++ Seller:
foggywoggy ( 2206)
Apr-19-07 08:58
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Positive feedback rating The tent you sold me was a CIRCUS TENT, had to buy 349 campsites to put it up!! Seller:
jj214 ( 1028)
Apr-17-07 06:36
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Positive feedback rating The Hypnosis book WORKED GREAT! My 8 year-old now talks like WC Fields!!!! Seller:
ebizu ( 1912)
Apr-16-07 14:54
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Positive feedback rating The Bag of Blood worked as promised. Hung it on the porch; presto! NO MOSQUITOS Seller:
thewoodenroses ( 457)
Apr-16-07 14:47



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Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Apr-27-07 12:48):
Hey,you stole this idea from JACK HANDEY!still,it works like a charm-send 9 more
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Reply by thewoodenroses (Jun-17-07 10:37):
I have no idea what this means, I think you meant this feedback for someone else

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Positive feedback rating The Panties arrived quickly and, as requested, unwashed. I used them to make tea Seller:
zozloseller ( 845)
Apr-16-07 05:21



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Reply by zozloseller (Apr-16-07 06:01):
I have bought them from the high sexual blonde as in the description :):) A+++++

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Positive feedback rating Taliban Training Manuals arrived dicreetly packed and labelled.PLSsend 9000 more Seller:
catharine911 ( 31)
Apr-16-07 05:11
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Taser worked even better that expected! My 3-year-old now eats brussel sprouts!

GREAT LAMPSHADE! Always wondered what Joan Rivers did with all that excess skin.

YES, I LIKE IT!!! Now stop calling me every 5 min and asking if I still like it!