I think you misread, but feel free to be offended.
No need to project. There was nothing to misread in your plain statement. I'm not offended in the least. It's just kind of like the time my friend's kid told me he didn't get why people bend the brims of their baseball caps. I told him that if everyone who did that knew it, they would probably all stop doing it.
do you play guitars and basses at the local music store?
Ha ! I used to work in a music store. You haven't lived spend your day smelling the sour stench of decaying dna on instruments that have been handled by the previous owner as well as every greasy handed kid that just came in with McKetchup on his hands, sneeze spray or years of stale after shave . It's good for your immune system.