I have a theory about Victor Wooten...

[Kwesi]

I think he's only keeping the dreads because he doesn't know if his hair would grow back if he cut them. Thoughts ?

 

[Pinta]

I think the dreads are a sort of beacon to attract his groove power.

Kind of what Bob Marley did for attracting his "make-you-feel-good-with-just-the-sound-of-my-voice" power

 

[JonahTheAmazing]

With the massive dreads, you don't have to wear a hat to hide any baldness. I can't imagine him with short un-dread-ed hair.

 

[pacojas]

ROTF!!!!

 

[GeoffT]

My suggestion would be, use Donald Trump's extreme comb-over as inspiration and create the extreme 'fro-over. You know the Donald is hiding something but since you can't actually see his scalp you have no actual proof.

 

[superbassman2000]

i saw him a few weeks ago with Bela and he has a bald spot coming in in the back--he's going to look like a dredlocked friar!

 

[Kwesi]

i saw him a few weeks ago with Bela and he has a bald spot coming in in the back--he's going to look like a dredlocked friar!

Had? Lol, that thing's been there for a while now and he needs to either shave his head or get Rogaine .

 

[superbassman2000]

i haven't seen him for a while so i didn't know about it--i did think that same thing though at the show--i was picturing him with a haircut lol

 

[bwoodman]

He needs to do like Nathan East - his hairline was receding back in the 80s - I'm not an expert on NEs hairline, but I'm assuming he kept losing it, so he shaved it. We have a joke in our band that when "it's over" - it's over - no need to do the "skullet" - just shave it or keep it real short because you can't fool anybody with creative combovers, etc.