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I miss my ex

#61
jmattbassplaya said:
Talkbass is slowly becoming a way for me to keep up to date on your current sexual escapades.

I dunno how much I like that lol :p
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Well, Ive no longer got the hot wife to brag about, so you'll have to learn to get used to it.

warwick.hoy said:
Again,...been absent for a while,...is this cousin the same awesome blonde musician chick our little Matty was getting married to a little while ago? Or did that fall through.

Sorry if I'm hitting a raw nerve.
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Nah, the awesome blonde musician chick and I got married last summer, and split up a few months ago after I caught her cheating.

The cousin in question is the cousin of this other blonde chick I fell in love with when I was 16. Her cousin is not blonde.

This is her:
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#63
OP,... i just hope you're not stalking her!

if you want her back,... IGNORE HER,...

i miss my MILF, but i never check in and every month or two she calls me. she dumped me, so the joke's on her and i am loving it. she leaves messages that don't make any sense to me at all,... blaming me for the break-up, yet asking me to do the things we use to do.

if i'm the one at fault, why is she the one begging?!!

(because i'm pretenting that i don't care) ;)
 
#64
warwick.hoy said:
Looks like you've already gotten used to it.

Damn son,....was that number 2?

Edit: Ninja Edit answered above question.
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Im still adjusting :p

Yeah, I think she was number 2. Or 3. No, 2.

pacojas said:
(because i'm pretenting that i don't care) ;)
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Its an effective strategy, but actually not caring works even better. ;)
 
#72
blendermassacre said:
thank god science keeps that sort of thing from making babies.
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#74
warwick.hoy said:
Same here,....cept add a year to the length of our relationship.

I used to remember our time fondly. We did alright checking in from time to time post breakup but gradually the ties were severed. She become cold towards me,...so I returned the favor and it was honestly a relief. It's just better for the soul that way.

Now I look at it as five years I could have been nailing as many wimminz as possible, but couldn't cause I'm no cheater. Get it out of the system before settling down.

THANKS FOR WASTING MY TIME B****!!!
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Haha, I had the same thoughts, my only real regret was the amount of ladies I missed out on while being faithful!
 
#75
i_got_a_mohawk said:
Haha, I had the same thoughts, my only real regret was the amount of ladies I missed out on while being faithful!
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+1

I distinctly remember tellling my ex "Do you know how many chances to cheat on you I turned down? A LOT, because I ****ing loved you." during our breakup.

They seem to be coming back in droves, though, so alls good.
 
#76
MatticusMania said:
+1

I distinctly remember tellling my ex "Do you know how many chances to cheat on you I turned down? A LOT, because I ****ing loved you." during our breakup.

They seem to be coming back in droves, though, so alls good.
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One day, two months or so after my marriage ended, I called up the ex wife and said "hey, just so you know, I've had more grilled cheeses in the last two months than the entire time we were together. Yes, I was counting" click. :bassist:
 

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