I will never own a .....................................

[Tom Bomb]

Irma Needle, lovely name for a prick but Sheila Ments … just doesn't suture.​

 

[5StringBlues]

a desire to ever hear most of the music that was popular when I was in high school again.

 

[Tom Bomb]

The corn is ass high, ass a heffalump sigh, but I'm gonna be Bali Ha'i as a kite by then.
Rock it, man. Grease is the word salad, it's all Geek to me. But it's got groove, it's got felines …

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Banga Boomer rang, says he wants his mullet back, says it's the best heir for metal [snip]

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[S-Bigbottom]

^ Whatever this dude is on.

 

[Tom Bomb]

… REO Speedwagner. That's a premise promise.​

 

[Lowandfat]

This could be the single most accurate description of the skill of horse husbandry I have ever read. (Annnnnd cue Beavis and Butthead snorting because I said horse husbandry)

I had horses. They're sort of like cats because they actually do own you, but we ask them to do a lot of stuff and they're big enough to kill us easily, so we end up playing head games with them to make them believe everything is their own idea.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Iain never owe nothing.
Ewen ooze army.
Joan it outright.
Joanne Johan comply.
Jacky Jack of it all.
John wooden upward,
Jan never. No.

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[PhatBasstard]

Linc Luthier or Spalt bass.
My GOD!!! those things are fugly!!!!

 

[5StringBlues]

ticket to a Bon Jovi show.

 

[Tom Bomb]

I will never Rona.​

 

[Richland123]

I will never own a pogo stick.

 

[timmus]

A Harley Davidson m'cycle

 

[gkbass13]

“Alexa” enabled speaker or device. I’m very ok with buttons.

 

[StereoPlayer]

A class F amp

 

[S-Bigbottom]

A class F amp

You loss.

 

[slobake]

"A statue of a naked lady with a clock where here stomach ought to be." *

*Alan Sherman from the 12 Days of Christmas.

 

[Snert]

A Toyota Pious.

 

[westrock]

A wringer washer

 

[slobake]

Battleship

 

[StereoPlayer]

A bar of gold this big.