Identify the movie quote

[JacoLesFlea]

I'll play

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

 

[85vf500rr]

I'll play

“Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?”

From Batman, as spoken by Jack Nicholson.

"Two dollars!!!"

 

[bassteban]

From Batman, as spoken by Jack Nicholson.

"Two dollars!!!"

Better off dead- my wife & I quote this one A LOT.

Me: The suspense is terrible- I hope it lasts..!

 

[MatticusMania]

From Batman, as spoken by Jack Nicholson.

"Two dollars!!!"

Better Off Dead?


"once again I will carry you, kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me."

 

[elgecko]

"Two dollars!!!"

Better Off Dead, an American classic!

 

[85vf500rr]

We wore out the tape on Better Off Dead, and finally found it on DVD 2 years ago. Almost as much of a classic in our family as The Holy Grail. Sadly, I can't recall the last 2 quotes listed. I'll wait in suspense...

 

[Bassman316]

How 'bout this one:

"You hit like you take it up the ***"

 

[bassteban]

How 'bout this one:

"You hit like you take it up the ***"

You need to ID a previous quote first.

Edit: Hint(for mine)- Gene Wilder...

 

[elgecko]

"zero point zero"

Animal House...but I know it from Stern

 

[85vf500rr]

You need to ID a previous quote first.

Edit: Hint(for mine)- Gene Wilder...

From Blazing Saddles with Gene Wilder as The Waco Kid?

 

[bassteban]

From Blazing Saddles with Gene Wilder as The Waco Kid?

The first Willy Wonka, watching Augustus Gloop stuck in the chocolate pipe.

 

[85vf500rr]

No, wait, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wrong Wilder movie running through my head.

Doh! Beat me to my edit.

"How can a man take a bowel movement with a hundred buffalo rifles a-pointin' at him?"

 

[bassteban]

No, wait, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Wrong Wilder movie running through my head.

No- *Charlie & the chocolate factory(also the book's title)* had Johnny Depp; *Willie Wonka & the chocolate factory* starred Wilder. Two vastly different flicks.

Edit: We need some new players here, folks!

 

[MatticusMania]

"My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after ****ing a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 ducks."

 

[jmattbassplaya]

I`ll throw one in here for some new blood:

"Losers always complain about their best. Winner go home and **** the prom queen."

Is it bad that I live my life by this quote?

 

[5StringBlues]

"My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after ****ing a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked 36 ducks."

Clerks?


No idea on the "bowel movement " quote.

 

[85vf500rr]

No- *Charlie & the chocolate factory(also the book's title)* had Johnny Depp; *Willie Wonka & the chocolate factory* starred Wilder. Two vastly different flicks.

Edit: We need some new players here, folks!

I meant the Wilder one. I've never seen the Johnny Depp one.

 

[85vf500rr]

Clerks?


No idea on the "bowel movement " quote.

Another hint, from the same charachter, only a few scenes earlier:

"I knew it, you're all in cahoots. Well let me tell you something, Mr. Heinie Kraut, I fought your kind in the great war, and we kicked the living ***t out of you!"

 

[85vf500rr]

I`ll throw one in here for some new blood:

"Losers always complain about their best. Winner go home and **** the prom queen."

Is it bad that I live my life by this quote?

From The Rock. I like the tone Connery uses there. "Your best? Losers always complain about their best..."

 

[nutso42]

Try this one out: "No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, this man is dead."