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INCREDIBLE lawsuit

No, but this guy is.

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i think jordan will do the right thing...hire some goons before the court proceedings to make a few re-arrangements ;)

in other news,
i misread this quote->
What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?
to read jordan knight

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who i am currently in the middle of a lawsuit with because he stole my haircut back in his NKOTB days
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hangin' tough indeed...
 
What makes people do things like that? Honestly, I´m puzzled here because I´m not really familiar with the US legal system (aside from things you learn from movies), so help me out. Let´s go through the main points:

1. The guy has a snowball´s chance in hell to win the case, right?
2. If he loses, he´ll have to pay all kinds of fees, right? How large sums are we talking about?

So what does he have going for him? Does he think Jordan and Nike would want to make a deal outside the courtroom? Why would they, remembering point 1? Or is he counting on the publicity, thinkin he can make some quick $$$ with the sub-celebrity status he´ll achieve with this case?

My head hurts.
 
Oh oh I will sue Fender for popularizing and creating the electric bass which causes us to have G.A.S. attacks and spend and waste a lot of money on it... Whos with me ;), if we get all of Talkbass, we can win, and then buy more basses XD...

If a guy came up to me and said hes suing me for looking like him, I'd break his nose so he doesnt look like me...
 
Well he won't have as much trouble being mistaken for Michael Jordan anymore.

Here on out he'll be recognized as the jerk who tried to sue Michael just because he smelled money.

"Hey, aren't you that dumbass that tried to sue Michael Jordan for looking like you?!? Get over yourself already!!"
 
The fact that even the POSSIBILITY of this case showing up in court shows exactly what's wrong with the American legal system. Every American flushes about 30% of his income (very conservative burk guess) in the cost of legal fees and court settlements. Lawyers buy Bentleys and the average citizen trying to get by gets SCREWED. Lawyers are leaches that prey on our society and accomplish multiple injuries to society for everyone they so-called protect! Shakespeare was right! Oh well thats my rant for the day!:rolleyes:
 
Ericman197 said:
Even in my wildest of dreams I couldn't imagine suing for more than $10 million for anything. This guy is an idiot for suing for so much. If he sued for <$100,000, they might just settle for the hell of it.


People usually sue for inflated amounts because they know they won't get that much. So they sue for, say, 900 million and then they get a million because, hey, compared to 900 million that doesn't sound so bad.

bc
 

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