Insert joke here.......

[chi-town_mike]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/11/sex-toy-attack-gurnees-ca_n_782489.html

 

[MatticusMania]

Thats sweet, she actually got the officer back to her apartment, presumably, with the intention of attacking him with a dildo. (A dildo, not her dildo).

Probably the first time she had a man in her apartment in months...

 

[macaroni tony]

No jokes to be told here...just a hearty hardy har har!

 

[Relic]

Officer Dick Johnson is on the case!

 

[shadowtippy]

It could have been a butt plug she used to attack the officer.

 

[SamanthaCay]

Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.

Cause one time at band camp…

 

[MatticusMania]

It could have been a butt plug she used to attack the officer.

Well, maybe she figured the officer was being an a-hole...

 

[Eric Perry]

Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.

Cause one time at band camp…

 

[MatticusMania]

Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.

Cause one time at band camp…

I got my fiancee a sex toy for the 2 of us to use together for Xmas. The box was sitting out on the couch when one of my friends came to visit. He may have learned a little more than he cared to know...

 

[shadowtippy]

My late wife had left some of them out in our bedroom when the exterminator came to treat the house. He didn't spend much time there.

 

[SamanthaCay]

I lunged at a cop once with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” but it was ok cause he liked it.

 

[MatticusMania]

Was he really a stripper cop?

 

[SamanthaCay]

Not, not a stripper cop but maybe a real cop or not a real cop.

 

[colcifer]

Officer Dick Johnson is on the case!

I met someone named Richard Johnson today.

 

[bassteban]

It's really embarrassing when your kids find these things-
so I hear...

 

[Mark Wilson]

I met someone named Richard Johnson today.

A friend of mine is named Hugh Johnson.

No joke.

 

[SamanthaCay]

A friend of mine is named Hugh Johnson.

No joke.

Does that friend happen to be alter ego?

 

[bassteban]

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[Rush-2112]

 

[Big B.]

Fan-effin'-tastic! Makes me glad I woke up today.