I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

[KeithBMI]

Really, all I get out of this thread is that Mika either LIKES moobs, or has moobs.

Yea... only I'm allowed to call her Mika... sorry, pal.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

Mika?

♪Runniiing around like a cow on purpose!♪

 

[KeithBMI]

Walks in to the room
Feels like a big balloon
I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful'
Diet coke and a pizza please
Diet coke I'm on my knees
Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' ♪

 

[BassyBill]

I'm standing at a bar with my friend Mark when a very, VERY big lady walks up and says to the bar guy, "Diet Coke, please".

Mark looks at me with a grin and says, "That's like the Mayor of Hiroshima asking someone for a dustpan and brush."

 

[TheDarkReaver]

I'm standing at a bar with my friend Mark when a very, VERY big lady walks up and says to the bar guy, "Diet Coke, please".

Mark looks at me with a grin and says, "That's like the Mayor of Hiroshima asking someone for a dustpan and brush."

That did actually make me laugh out loud. Kudos I say!

 

[Relic]

I'm standing at a bar with my friend Mark when a very, VERY big lady walks up and says to the bar guy, "Diet Coke, please".

Mark looks at me with a grin and says, "That's like the Mayor of Hiroshima asking someone for a dustpan and brush."

Mark Wilson?

 

[BassyBill]

Mark Wilson?

No, sir! I actually got to Niagara Falls last year and Mark tried to make it down to the bar where we were having lunch to meet us.

He failed.

 

[Relic]

No, sir! I actually got to Niagara Falls last year and Mark tried to make it down to the bar where we were having lunch to meet us.

He failed.

NOOOO!?? Well color me shocked!!

 

[kesslari]

In fact, Google is our friend. Check the doorway, there's our OP...

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Yeah right. With this group, you do the hug, and next thing you know there's huge hairy palm doing the reach-around and grabbing your arse.

For the record that was Jady's palm. He was just reciprocating the belly pat.

 

[John Ruiz]

She's too sexy for her shirt.................

Prove it.

She appears to have deleted it!

Lucky for us google is our friend:

 

[kesslari]

She appears to have deleted it!

Lucky for us google is our friend:

"I yam so hot I need to find my validation on interwebz forumz!"

 

[John Ruiz]

Also, fact: girls on the internets LOOOVE taking pics of themselves in the bafroom.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

This thread is getting dangerously close to being on topic.

So here's a clown:

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[John Ruiz]

This thread is getting dangerously close to being on topic.

So here's a clown:

And here's a taco in a diaper.

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[Relic]

..and here's a cat in a taco battling it out on Hoth:

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[5StringBlues]

 

[geeza]

So is the hot chick in the shower behind you?

 

[Jazz Ad]

I hate girly uses of the internet.
Except for camwhores of course.

 

[username n/a]

And here's a taco in a diaper.

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Aww, I want a taco sooo bad right now.