I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

[kydnav]

Since Matticus seems to have stepped away, let me offer a helping hand.

As posted in a different thread, here's Matticus' GF...

I am a living example my friend. Im a nerd, and my gf ranks high on the intelligence, personality, and hotness quota. The truth is, she may even be a bigger nerd than I am, but shes awesome!

There really couldnt be a more perfect woman out there for me, at least I refuse to believe it.

Hmm, I swear Ive posted these somewhere before...

Now to go back and find kydnav's pic....

Only rule is, I get to watch!

So, when's the next plane to cali going? 'Cause you got yourself a deal!

Ofcourse, I follow the rules of the interwebs!
(and I'm not conceited enough to pretend to be hot and then just not post pictures)

Hot daaayum!

btw

I'm not sure if I quite pulled off a perfect innuendo there.

I got it

 

[Basshappi]

Mmmmmmmmm tabbouleh.

 

[EBodious]

I don't get it.

not when the lesbians come over for dinner you don't





sorry, could NOT help myself.

 

[René_Julien]

You said "innuendo"!!

I saw that documentary about Italian suppositories.

 

[Phalex]

I would totally take Kydnav bowling!!

 

[TheDarkReaver]

I would totally take Kydnav bowling!!

Fingerstyle (as opposed to pick player) bassists have good finger strength and flexibility for "bowling".

 

[MatticusMania]

So, when's the next plane to cali going? 'Cause you got yourself a deal!



btw



I got it

My work's internet blocker isn't letting me see your pic

But Im sure the next plane to Cali leaves in 15!

 

[Phalex]

Fingerstyle (as opposed to pick player) bassists have good finger strength and flexibility for "bowling".

No. I actually mean I'd take her bowling. She's not into fat hairy monkey's like me, so what else are we gonna do?

 

[EBodious]

I would totally take Kydnav bowling!!

ok, this is totally weird. the last few posts got the song "let's take the skinheads bowling" into my brain. i don't know why. but seeing this post just makes me wonder what's going on?!


p.s. taking up bass playing has definitely improved my fingerstyle

 

[TheDarkReaver]

No. I actually mean I'd take her bowling. She's not into fat hairy monkey's like me, so what else are we gonna do?

I didn't suggest anything to the contrary. *whistles*

 

[John Ruiz]

I'm willing to put money down that something moved in Matticus's underoos when he read that.

 

[wabbit]

Let's just pray it wasn't his lower intestinal tract.

 

[EBodious]

My work's internet blocker isn't letting me see your pic

you have no idea what you are missing. fantasies are flying thru the minds of bass players across the world.

 

[MatticusMania]

I'm willing to put money down that something moved in Matticus's underoos when he read that.

Pay up bud!

For one, I still have no idea what kydnav looks like.

Two, my girlfriend is bi, you think conversation like this hasnt come up before? Im used to the idea by now.

'Constant overstimulation numbs me, but I would not want it any other way.'

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

Two, my girlfriend is bi, you think conversation like this hasnt come up before? '

Just conversation?

 

[MatticusMania]

Yes, at this point anyway. Refer back to the thread about encouragement for nerds, et al.

Nerd. My girlfriend is one. She's not so good with the ladies.

 

[wabbit]

If his bisexual gf is anything like my bisexual gf, there has been much more than just talking about scenarios. I AM a proud man!

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

Yes, at this point anyway. Refer back to the thread about encouragement for nerds, et al.

Nerd. My girlfriend is one. She's not so good with the ladies.

Yeah , I get it, you have to be some sort of a Douche Bag A-hole to be good with the ladies.

 

[TheDarkReaver]

With my ex there was talking, but nothing came out of it. There was almost a devil's three-way, but I was far too sober at the time.

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

With my ex there was talking, but nothing came out of it. There was almost a devil's three-way, but I was far too sober at the time.

Define Devil's 3-way?