Lemon Lovers Bassists Club

[bass9454]

Hi,
I am starting this club in order to tell the world about the ongoing problem of bassists idolizing carrots.This must be stoped NOW!Carrots are a dirty and evil vegetable, people (especially women) stick it at all kinds of places!
We must promote lemonade and lemons as the new bassists thing because:
1. Lemons are more awesome than carrots
2. They are just awesome
3. Unlike carrots we have a club
4. Lemonade is more tastefull than carrotade
5. In fact carrotade doesn't even exist

1# Lemon Lovers Bassists Club

 

[bass9454]

2# is reserved.

 

[genericusername]

Ok gief # pleaze.

 

[bass9454]

Ok gief # pleaze.

You are #3

 

[Kaappari]

hell yeah!

 

[bass9454]

hell yeah!

wanna be #4 ?

 

[Admpres]

I'm DEFINATELY getting in on this!
Lemons are a citrusy gift from sweet baby Jesus himself. (And we all know he was a bass player too!)

 

[bass9454]

I'm DEFINATELY getting in on this!
Lemons are a citrusy gift from sweet baby Jesus himself. (And we all know he was a bass player too!)

You are #5 , happy?

 

[Admpres]

Very much so.
Thank you, Kind sir.

 

[bass9454]

Remember Club Members we need to promote Lemons so please put your # in your sig
or modify or make a cool one like mine:''Welcome back, Troll. If you are
not Troll, visit Lemon Lovers
Bassists Club thread.''

 

[Double E]

Is it lemons or lemonade? This sort of confusion will be the demise of the club.

I happen to like carrots and am a long term member of the ancient Secret Carrot Society. There has never been any ambiguity like this in our organization.

uh oh...I am not sure I am supposed to talk about the Secret Carrot Society in public!

 

[MooseLumps]

Some people's kids... I swear...

 

[bass9454]

It is lemons.But i was thinking about lemonade all day so i made that mistake.But this mistake happened only because lemonade is so tasty unlike carrotade.
This club is open for everybody unlike carrot fags super secret club.

 

[Double E]

The lure of lemons is very hard to resist indeed. While I can appreciate a good lemon, I cannot turn my back to the Carrot Brethren.

 

[bass9454]

You will be sorry one day, but it is never to late to join

 

[Double E]

We'll put this to the true test...a TBOT poll

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/f34/carrots-lemons-803005/

 

[Monsterbass74]

Brilliant! Sign me up!

 

[bass9454]

Brilliant! Sign me up!

you are #6

 

[Josh Pelican]

I'm in. Whenever I go out to eat and the bring me a glass of water with lemon, you know I'm eating the lemon.

I was at Sneaky Dee's and I had my buddy ask the waitress for a bowl of lemon wedges. She actually brought us a little bowl with half a lemon (or more) cut up. I ate it all.