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Lesbian cows.....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Marlat, Sep 2, 2004.


  1. Marlat

    Marlat

    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    :eyebrow:

    Full story: http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10645962%5E421,00.html

    Its cutting edge stuff down here in Australia!
     
  2. >insert witty one liner here<

    Damn I got nothin.
     
  3. "I was just scratching her back, I swear!"

    Crazy cows.
     
  4. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Only professor - after he brings back his report, maybe they should do a study of why there are no professors of animal welfare in Australia!!

    So, I imagine his extensive research ending up with a huge report and a one-line conclusion :

    "Because they keep the bull in another field" !! :D
     
  5. Funnily enough, one of the guys in my music class was talking about the trip back from music camp and two cows going at it... :confused:

    I can kinda see why that'd happen; if they're isolated from bulls, then... perhaps I shouldn't go any further. :D
     
  6. You guys haven't even begun to milk this thread. I'm udderly dissapointed.
     
  7. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    So the next time I walk down Oxford street, there's going to be butch cows everywhere?

    Some things never change :)

    PS:- Mark, that Avatar makes me giggle.
     
  8. Mark, your threads lately have been going in the direction of Mike M's. Thats not a good thing!

    All joking aside, as with a lot of lesbian couples, will a farmer be able to tell which of the cows is the butcher? Ba-dum-ttce! Thank you and good night! (I couldn't think of any butch - butcher jokes this late at night. My apologies.)

    Leigh
     
  9. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    maybe that's why they are an endangered species of cattle?
     
  10. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    robots are an endangered species, too.
     
  11. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Don't worry, man, Japan is all over that.

    brad cook
     
  12. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    oh... i neglected to consider the production of female robots. only the japanese would think of such a thing.
     
  13. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    What - Lesbian Robots!!?? :eek:


    ;)
     
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member


    Maybe their genes have pre-disposed them to radical feminism and left-wing views - they're not going to get screwed by "the man" !! Or eaten either.... ;)
     
  15. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Lesbian cows are my favorite.
     
  16. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    How many have you eaten? :meh:
     
  17. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Oh, I don't eat the lesbians.
     
  18. Ooooh, I wrote a joke about this...only can't really post the answer here...damn.

    Don't wanna offend the ladies.

    So I guess you *could* guess the answer, and I could say who's right.

    Q: What do you call a legless lesbian cow?
     
  19. Bob?

    Art?

    Mat?

    Oh- I give up!
     
  20. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    ...yeah, they leave that to each other.

    btw, lesbians and radical feminists are not mutually inclusive, of course.