Lesbian cows.....

[Marlat]

THE lesbian love life of domestic cattle has prompted a fact-finding mission to Malaysia's central highlands to study the world's last remaining herd of wild cattle.

Australia's only professor of animal welfare, Clive Phillips from the University of Queensland, is hoping a basic study of Malaysia's endangered Gaur cattle will help explain why domestic cows mount each other during fertile periods.

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Its cutting edge stuff down here in Australia!

 

[Garrett Mireles]

>insert witty one liner here<

Damn I got nothin.

 

[Leinad]

"I was just scratching her back, I swear!"

Crazy cows.

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

Australia's only professor of animal welfare, Clive Phillips from the University of Queensland, is hoping a basic study of Malaysia's endangered Gaur cattle will help explain why domestic cows mount each other during fertile periods !

Only professor - after he brings back his report, maybe they should do a study of why there are no professors of animal welfare in Australia!!

So, I imagine his extensive research ending up with a huge report and a one-line conclusion :

"Because they keep the bull in another field" !!

 

[Steph Dawe]

Funnily enough, one of the guys in my music class was talking about the trip back from music camp and two cows going at it...

I can kinda see why that'd happen; if they're isolated from bulls, then... perhaps I shouldn't go any further.

 

[Mon Rominee]

You guys haven't even begun to milk this thread. I'm udderly dissapointed.

 

[Petebass]

So the next time I walk down Oxford street, there's going to be butch cows everywhere?

Some things never change

PS:- Mark, that Avatar makes me giggle.

 

[khay0s]

Mark, your threads lately have been going in the direction of Mike M's. Thats not a good thing!

All joking aside, as with a lot of lesbian couples, will a farmer be able to tell which of the cows is the butcher? Ba-dum-ttce! Thank you and good night! (I couldn't think of any butch - butcher jokes this late at night. My apologies.)

Leigh

 

[Brad Barker]

maybe that's why they are an endangered species of cattle?

 

[Brad Barker]

maybe that's why they are an endangered species of cattle?

robots are an endangered species, too.

 

[DigMe]

robots are an endangered species, too.

Don't worry, man, Japan is all over that.

brad cook

 

[Brad Barker]

Don't worry, man, Japan is all over that.

brad cook

oh... i neglected to consider the production of female robots. only the japanese would think of such a thing.

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

Don't worry, man, Japan is all over that.

brad cook

What - Lesbian Robots!!??

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

maybe that's why they are an endangered species of cattle?

Maybe their genes have pre-disposed them to radical feminism and left-wing views - they're not going to get screwed by "the man" !! Or eaten either....

 

[vbass]

Lesbian cows are my favorite.

 

[Bruce Lindfield]

Lesbian cows are my favorite.

How many have you eaten?

 

[vbass]

Oh, I don't eat the lesbians.

 

[Mon Rominee]

Ooooh, I wrote a joke about this...only can't really post the answer here...damn.

Don't wanna offend the ladies.

So I guess you *could* guess the answer, and I could say who's right.

Q: What do you call a legless lesbian cow?

 

[The Golden Boy]

Bob?

Art?

Mat?

Oh- I give up!

 

[Brad Barker]

Maybe their genes have pre-disposed them to radical feminism and left-wing views - they're not going to get screwed by "the man" !! Or eaten either....

...yeah, they leave that to each other.

btw, lesbians and radical feminists are not mutually inclusive, of course.