Life is ... Death is ...

[Jim Nazium]

Life is a hot, fresh, venti dark roast with a little bit of cream.
Death is decaf.

 

[Immigrant]

Life is before and after

Death is what's in between


I sure hope that's right.

 

[murphy]

Life is HELL
Death is relief

 

[StereoPlayer]

Life is..just a game.( S. Clarke)

Death is ... Permanent.

 

[ONYX]

Life is like jazz---it's best when you improvise.

 

[Marial]

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Life is... Hank Williams, or Curtis Mayfield.

Death is... Metal.

 

[Stewie26]

Life is like being on vacation from where you were before you were born. Death is like returning to where you were before you were born.

 

[ZenG]

I'm glad I wasn't born a chicken. Seems so pointless ending up in somebody's sandwich.....

 

[hbarcat]

Life is a short warm moment
Death is a long cold rest
-- Pink Floyd

 

[slobake]

I'm glad I wasn't born a chicken. Seems so pointless ending up in somebody's sandwich.....

Wait .... What? You mean you're not a chicken. I always thought you were a chicken.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Life is pain
Death is pain

................................... it's all the same.

 

[mbelue]

Life is pain
When death is "on the line."

 

[PWRL]

Life is like a box of chocolates;
Death is like choking on one of them.

 

[mbelue]

Life is like a box of chocolates;
Death is like choking one of them.

What did the chocolate ever do to you?

 

[PWRL]

What did the chocolate ever do to you?

Sorry, typo. I fixed it. Then again, maybe it's something deep-seated.

 

[mbelue]

Sorry, typo. I fixed it. Then again, maybe it's something deep-seated.

I try and kill every chocolate I come across. Of course choking isn't my method but I'm not here to judge.

 

[dreamadream99]

Life is too short.
Death is too soon.

 

[Munjibunga]

Life is complicated.
Death is peace.

 

[dincz]

Life is butter, life is butter
melancholy flower, melancholy flower
Life is buttermelon, life is buttermelon
Cauliflower, cauliflower