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Logic

Hi.

LOGIC?

Well...

A rabbit is hopping around in the forest with a dilemma, a huge one.
He has just recently heard a new word and is clueless what it means.

Along comes a fox, and seeing that the fox has his stomach full, the rabbit pops the question that has been bugging him for days.

Rabbit: Hey fox my friend, could You explain logic to me please?

Fox: Well, its kinda hard to eplain, but I'll use an example. Do You have matches?

Rabbit: Yes I do.

Fox: Then You must be a smoker, right? That's logic.

Rabbit: Yes I am, but I... umm...well... still don't get it.

Fox: Let's try another one then, do You like booze?

Rabbit: Sure thing I do.

Fox: When You're drinking, you like to go to the dances, right?

Rabbit: Sure I do.

Fox: While drinking and dancing, You like to check out the female rabbits too? Cop a little feel, accidental bumping, that sort of stuff?

Rabbit: Well, yes I do that sometimes (blushing a bit).

Fox: After dancing a bit You like to take one or two fluffy-tails to your place for some after party fun and games.

Rabbit: (blushing quite heavily now) Yes, I guess do that too sometimes, that's the whole point of it, right?

Fox: Yep it is my friend, and at Your pad, you then do what rabbits do, right?

Rabbit: Sure thing I do bro (blushing now up to the tips of his ears).

Fox: That, my furry friend, that's logic.

Rabbit: Thanks a million fox, now I get it.



The rabbit rushes on, anxious to share his new knowledge and all of a sudden the grizzly from next door shows up.

Rabbit: Hey grizzly my friend, how is it hanging?

Grizzly: Not bad mate, not bad at all.

Rabbit: I just learned a new word, logic, do You know what it means?

Grizzly: No idea. What does it mean?

Rabbit: Well it's kind of hard to explain, but I give You an example: Do You have matches?

Grizzly: Nope.

Rabbit: Well, then You won't get it up either.


Regards
Sam
 

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