Hi.
LOGIC?
Well...
A rabbit is hopping around in the forest with a dilemma, a huge one.
He has just recently heard a new word and is clueless what it means.
Along comes a fox, and seeing that the fox has his stomach full, the rabbit pops the question that has been bugging him for days.
Rabbit: Hey fox my friend, could You explain logic to me please?
Fox: Well, its kinda hard to eplain, but I'll use an example. Do You have matches?
Rabbit: Yes I do.
Fox: Then You must be a smoker, right? That's logic.
Rabbit: Yes I am, but I... umm...well... still don't get it.
Fox: Let's try another one then, do You like booze?
Rabbit: Sure thing I do.
Fox: When You're drinking, you like to go to the dances, right?
Rabbit: Sure I do.
Fox: While drinking and dancing, You like to check out the female rabbits too? Cop a little feel, accidental bumping, that sort of stuff?
Rabbit: Well, yes I do that sometimes (blushing a bit).
Fox: After dancing a bit You like to take one or two fluffy-tails to your place for some after party fun and games.
Rabbit: (blushing quite heavily now) Yes, I guess do that too sometimes, that's the whole point of it, right?
Fox: Yep it is my friend, and at Your pad, you then do what rabbits do, right?
Rabbit: Sure thing I do bro (blushing now up to the tips of his ears).
Fox: That, my furry friend, that's logic.
Rabbit: Thanks a million fox, now I get it.
The rabbit rushes on, anxious to share his new knowledge and all of a sudden the grizzly from next door shows up.
Rabbit: Hey grizzly my friend, how is it hanging?
Grizzly: Not bad mate, not bad at all.
Rabbit: I just learned a new word, logic, do You know what it means?
Grizzly: No idea. What does it mean?
Rabbit: Well it's kind of hard to explain, but I give You an example: Do You have matches?
Grizzly: Nope.
Rabbit: Well, then You won't get it up either.
Regards
Sam