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Double Bass Made Up words.

"Gription" is coming into favor, as in "Wow, this Pops rosin gives my bow a lot of gription."

I think Merriam Webster just came out with their annual list.

Here it is:

1. ginormous (adj): bigger than gigantic and bigger than enormous

2. confuzzled (adj): confused and puzzled at the same time

3. woot (interj): an exclamation of joy or excitement

4. chillax (v): chill out/relax, hang out with friends

5. cognitive displaysia (n): the feeling you have before you even leave the house that you are going to forget something and not remember it until you're on the highway

6. gription (n): the purchase gained by friction: "My car needs new tires because the old ones have lost their gription."

7. phonecrastinate (v): to put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number

8. slickery (adj): having a surface that is wet and icy

9. snirt (n): snow that is dirty, often seen by the side of roads and parking lots that have been plowed

10. lingweenie (n): a person incapable of producing neologisms
 
Is there some way to seperate the neologisms from the colloquial pronounceations? Cause "hella" isn't really a made up word, any more than "prolly" or "ardy" (as in "I would tell you to look for your bass in the rehearsal hall, but you prolly ardy looked there.")...
 
absotively or posilutely, but absotively rolls off the tongue better.
;)
also, a cruder variation is good for emphasis:
abso-effing-lutely,for instance.
this technique works better with standard words, though. if you try to get too tricksy, you'll just confuzzle yerself, and things will get fugly.
 
Insegrievious:


That feeling I get when the music director gives me the church choir number about 2 minutes prior to performing (everyone else has been playing it for the last 8 years); that starts in Eb, at 120-140, with 5 endings, 3 codas, a lemon twist, key change to Db for 2 bars of 3/2 and then back to 4/4....dumbo airy gotta, mr. rubato...and I can't cuss cuz i'm in church!!

(BTW. Any teachers in Tally?)
 
I overheard my three year old son when he made up a word of his own, so he could kind of insult my six year old son while not breaking any of the rules we have at home. The word was "dilliot", as he said "you dilliot!"

One need not use much imagination to get the essence of what he meant...