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Matticus @ 2 years old

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Hobobob, Mar 20, 2013.


  1. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    babybane_zps3ac6221a.

    I know Bane isn't his avatar any more, but I couldn't resist.
     
  2. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    His dialogue was just as intelligible then as his posts are now... ;)
     
  3. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
    /subtitles enabled

    " I was born in the shadows , and quickly face-planted into a full diaper. Been mumbling under my breath ever since. You'd be evil and incoherent too, if it happened to you."
     
  4. "When my diapers are in ashes, you have my permission to wipe."
     
  5. Mr L

    Mr L

    Jul 22, 2012
    Vancouver BC
    "What would happen if I didn't change your diaper?"

    "It would be very painful"

    "C'mon you're a big boy"

    "For you."
     
  6. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    YES!
     
  7. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    The subtitle when I found it on reddit: 'When playgroup is ashes, then you have my permission to cry.'
     
  8. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    I am Daycare's reckoning!
     
  9. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    That's one way to keep a binkie in his mouth.
     
  10. elgecko

    elgecko

    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
    :hyper:
     
  11. “Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or my diaper?”
     
  12. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    "Oh, you think candy is your ally. You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it not too long ago, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was one and a half, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"
     
  13. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    Matticus @ 50:
    hankhillbane_zps4d0ba111.
     
  14. superdick2112

    superdick2112 Mile High Bassist Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2010
    The Centennial State
    A time-out for little Matticus?

    No, his punishment must be more severe....
     
  15. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    A younger Matticus falls in love for the first time...

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    After the death of my one true love, the woman who friend-zoned me, I fell on hard times, and got a job working for TSA...

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    But no worries, I worked hard, changed my career path, started my own company and grew to be a multi-millionaire!

    RomneyBaneCapital.

    In my old age, I settled down, and invested capital in a farm all my own. I even found a new love, who is just like me!

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    All in all, Id say I lived a good life...

    Bane.
     
  16. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    And this, just for fun...

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  17. Hobobob

    Hobobob Don't feed the troll, folks.

    Jan 25, 2011
    Camarillo, CA
    Holy crap matticus, that's hilarious.
     

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