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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Hobobob, Mar 20, 2013.
I know Bane isn't his avatar any more, but I couldn't resist.
His dialogue was just as intelligible then as his posts are now...
" I was born in the shadows , and quickly face-planted into a full diaper. Been mumbling under my breath ever since. You'd be evil and incoherent too, if it happened to you."
"When my diapers are in ashes, you have my permission to wipe."
"What would happen if I didn't change your diaper?"
"It would be very painful"
"C'mon you're a big boy"
The subtitle when I found it on reddit: 'When playgroup is ashes, then you have my permission to cry.'
I am Daycare's reckoning!
That's one way to keep a binkie in his mouth.
“Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or my diaper?”
"Oh, you think candy is your ally. You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it not too long ago, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was one and a half, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"
Matticus @ 50:
A time-out for little Matticus?
No, his punishment must be more severe....
A younger Matticus falls in love for the first time...
After the death of my one true love, the woman who friend-zoned me, I fell on hard times, and got a job working for TSA...
But no worries, I worked hard, changed my career path, started my own company and grew to be a multi-millionaire!
In my old age, I settled down, and invested capital in a farm all my own. I even found a new love, who is just like me!
All in all, Id say I lived a good life...
And this, just for fun...
Holy crap matticus, that's hilarious.