Matticus @ 2 years old

[Hobobob]

I know Bane isn't his avatar any more, but I couldn't resist.

 

[hover]

His dialogue was just as intelligible then as his posts are now...

 

[fraublugher]

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" I was born in the shadows , and quickly face-planted into a full diaper. Been mumbling under my breath ever since. You'd be evil and incoherent too, if it happened to you."

 

[nutso42]

"When my diapers are in ashes, you have my permission to wipe."

 

[Mr L]

"What would happen if I didn't change your diaper?"

"It would be very painful"

"C'mon you're a big boy"

"For you."

 

[MatticusMania]

YES!

 

[Hobobob]

The subtitle when I found it on reddit: 'When playgroup is ashes, then you have my permission to cry.'

 

[MatticusMania]

I am Daycare's reckoning!

 

[hover]

That's one way to keep a binkie in his mouth.

 

[elgecko]

 

[nutso42]

“Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or my diaper?”

 

[MatticusMania]

"Oh, you think candy is your ally. You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it not too long ago, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was one and a half, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"

 

[Hobobob]

Matticus @ 50:

 

[superdick2112]

A time-out for little Matticus?

No, his punishment must be more severe....

 

[MatticusMania]

A younger Matticus falls in love for the first time...

After the death of my one true love, the woman who friend-zoned me, I fell on hard times, and got a job working for TSA...

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But no worries, I worked hard, changed my career path, started my own company and grew to be a multi-millionaire!

In my old age, I settled down, and invested capital in a farm all my own. I even found a new love, who is just like me!

All in all, Id say I lived a good life...

 

[MatticusMania]

And this, just for fun...

 

[Hobobob]

Holy crap matticus, that's hilarious.