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My Son is embarrassed

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MEKer, Dec 17, 2012.

  1. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    HAHAHA! My son went on a job interview. The female interviewer asked for a urine sample. He goes in their latrine to comply. But first he has to really do the other thing. Sits on the toilet, doing his business. Then the woman's voice calls out (it HAD to be a good-looking gal) "Do not flush the toilet." (I guess they wanna make sure the sample is not bogus or something.)

    He thinks---ahhh, jeeezzz

    He covers the business with toilet paper, unflushed.
    He comes out, hands over the urine sample and sits down.
    The lady goes into the bathroom, checks the toilet and my boy hears her say, "Oh, I don't believe it."
    She comes out, somewhat embarrassed herself, and ends the interview.
    My boy said he could not get out of there fast enough and felt that his face was burning up.

    Hahahahah------busted big time. ROFL!
  2. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Now that's funny! Thanks for sharing!
  3. I know a guy that had to get in the stall and watch another guy pee in the cup, because he had previously presented obviously fake cold urine samples, and couldn't be trusted. :hyper:
  4. Thick McRunfast

    Thick McRunfast Not just good, good enough

    Sep 30, 2012
    Portland, Oregon USA
    The observed UA was standard procedure when I was in the military. The first time I had to get a UA for a civilian job the only person in the lab was a woman. She told me the procedure, handed me the cup, and when I hesitated at the door to the restroom asked if I had a question.

    The look of horror on her face when I asked if she was coming in to watch was priceless.
  5. A-Step-Towards

    A-Step-Towards Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2009
    Los Angeles California
    I was a probation officer intern, I had to watch a few dudes pee in a cup-awkward.

    Man i cant believe he took a dump during an interview haha, I would have held it my hardest ha.
  6. "That's what I think of your test policy"
  7. hdracer


    Feb 15, 2009
    Elk River, MN.
  8. colcifer

    colcifer Esteemed Nitpicker Supporting Member

    Feb 10, 2010
    A Galaxy Far, Far Away
    If he was embarrassed before you posted this story online...

    Seriously, though - funny.
  9. Spatial


    Oct 30, 2012
    LMFAO +2
  10. fmoore200


    Mar 22, 2011
    it still is afaik. I applied for the Navy and was taken out to this base in Brooklyn and put in a huge room with all the windows open and fans on in the middle of the winter at 5am with about 100 other dudes and told to strip to or underwear. From there we were taken to the bathroom in groups of 10-15 to give or sample in front of some soldiers.

    After that I have never had a problem providing a urine sample lol
  11. Great story, but what the hell kind of job was he applying for that he needed to give a urine sample just for the interview?
  12. placedesjardins


    May 7, 2012
    Interesting story.
  13. Hopkins

    Hopkins Supporting Member Commercial User

    Nov 17, 2010
    Houston Tx
    Owner/Builder @Hopkins Guitars
    That's hilarious, just about the same thing happened to me. But the toilets at the pre-employment screening clinic didn't flush. They just constantly ran so there was fresh water circulating at all times. The worst part is I had a physical to do after the UA and I could hear the people working there talking about how stupid I was and how they were going to have to dig it out with a bio-hazard bag.
  14. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    It was just a warehouse job over in Grove City, OH. Happened today.
  15. pocketgroove


    Jun 28, 2010
    I know a guy who borrowed his sister's pee for a drug test...a while later, when the results came in, his employer came to tell him congrats about his pregnancy.
  16. Strat-Mangler

    Strat-Mangler Banned

    Aug 15, 2010

    That's awesome, pocketgroove.
  17. A drug test for a warehouse job - why?
  18. arbitrary

    arbitrary Supporting Member

    Oct 24, 2005
    Boston, MA

    make sure hes not sober
  19. Who wants to employ a thieving drug addict for any position?
  20. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    That's about it probably. Too many thieves.