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My Son is embarrassed

MEKer

MEKer

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May 30, 2006
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#1
HAHAHA! My son went on a job interview. The female interviewer asked for a urine sample. He goes in their latrine to comply. But first he has to really do the other thing. Sits on the toilet, doing his business. Then the woman's voice calls out (it HAD to be a good-looking gal) "Do not flush the toilet." (I guess they wanna make sure the sample is not bogus or something.)

He thinks---ahhh, jeeezzz

He covers the business with toilet paper, unflushed.
He comes out, hands over the urine sample and sits down.
The lady goes into the bathroom, checks the toilet and my boy hears her say, "Oh, I don't believe it."
She comes out, somewhat embarrassed herself, and ends the interview.
My boy said he could not get out of there fast enough and felt that his face was burning up.


Hahahahah------busted big time. ROFL!
 
#4
line6man said:
I know a guy that had to get in the stall and watch another guy pee in the cup, because he had previously presented obviously fake cold urine samples, and couldn't be trusted. :hyper:
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The observed UA was standard procedure when I was in the military. The first time I had to get a UA for a civilian job the only person in the lab was a woman. She told me the procedure, handed me the cup, and when I hesitated at the door to the restroom asked if I had a question.

The look of horror on her face when I asked if she was coming in to watch was priceless.
 
#10
Thick McRunfast said:
The observed UA was standard procedure when I was in the military. The first time I had to get a UA for a civilian job the only person in the lab was a woman. She told me the procedure, handed me the cup, and when I hesitated at the door to the restroom asked if I had a question.

The look of horror on her face when I asked if she was coming in to watch was priceless.
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it still is afaik. I applied for the Navy and was taken out to this base in Brooklyn and put in a huge room with all the windows open and fans on in the middle of the winter at 5am with about 100 other dudes and told to strip to or underwear. From there we were taken to the bathroom in groups of 10-15 to give or sample in front of some soldiers.

After that I have never had a problem providing a urine sample lol
 
#13
That's hilarious, just about the same thing happened to me. But the toilets at the pre-employment screening clinic didn't flush. They just constantly ran so there was fresh water circulating at all times. The worst part is I had a physical to do after the UA and I could hear the people working there talking about how stupid I was and how they were going to have to dig it out with a bio-hazard bag.
 

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