Never Say Never: Sexy Band Name Needed.

[Bert Slide]

OK so against all better judgement, common sense and years of combined negative experiences, my 3 piece band has taken on a new female singer. She's a 27 year old burlesque dancer with a great natural voice, no previous band experience but has the confidence and stage experience necessary to be a great frontperson. So far she is devoid of diva attitude and eager to learn the band business. We have a set of material worked up with her now and she is sitting in on gigs with the band. Soon we will have a whole show with her and we want to launch as a new band with a new name. We want a name that oozes sex but is not too openly vulgar.

Right now we are working up a variety of rock/pop type songs but eventually we want to add a set of oldschool jazzy/bluesy burlesque numbers with me on upright. Here's some of the tunes we are doing now to give you an idea:

Cherry Bomb- Runaways
What's Up- 4 non Blondes
Sex & Candy- Marci playground
You Outta Know- Alanis morrisette
Glory Box- Portis Head
Please Mr. Jailor- from some movie track
Are You Gonna Be my Girl- Jet
Black Velvet- Allanah Miles
Nasty Naughty Boy- Christina Ag
Closer- 9 Inch Nails
Crazy/Walkin' after Midnight- Patsy Cline


So anyway, any help with a band name for this project would be appreciated. Also any song ideas you have would be welcome too. And I know, no pics, no sexy singer so here you go you pathetic letches:

 

[Biggbass]

Flash in the Pan is a possible band name that came up in conversation yesterday. It's a reference to
the flint spark igniting the pan powder on a flintlock rifle.

 

[Bert Slide]

Flash in the Pan is a possible band name that came up in conversation yesterday. It's a reference to
the flint spark igniting the pan powder on a flintlock rifle.

It's also a reference to a one hit wonder or 15 min. of fame and done celebrity. Gun references are a good idea though. Guns are sexy!

 

[ibateur]

CurveBalls? Actually Curves n Balls... but that failed the vulgar test

 

[DeathFromBelow]

Burl Esk And The Go-Go Goblins.

 

[Bert Slide]

Hmmmm? The Screwballs might work and I like The Go-Go Goblins! Thanks, Y'all keep 'em coming!

 

[Desmoface]

Scrotimus Gordon.

 

[Slough Feg Bass]

Carly Midnight & the Time Keepers

 

[Luvie]

Vulgarity is a relative thing. Here's some suggestions:

Kittywompus

Meow

Call Me Daddy

Morning Wood

Loose Morals

And they came from here:
http://www.josephmancuso.com/oldsite2003/bandnames/

 

[dalkowski]

Her Name and the Stillettos

 

[SteveHeissner]

"Beauty and the Cave Men"

 

[bluewine]

You can't go wrong with a 27 year old Female front.

I like Screw Balls.

Blue

 

[davidgoldman]

Sexy Girl with Three Old Men

 

[Bert Slide]

Sexy Girl with Three Old Men

HAHA! WAY too literal!

 

[drpepper]

Sexual Chocolate!

 

[dalkowski]

Sexy Girl with Three Old Men

3 Jerks and a Jill?

(no offense intended, just riffing on Spinal Tap)

 

[Bert Slide]

3 Jerks and a Jill?

(no offense intended, just riffing on Spinal Tap)

Yeah! One of my fave movies. I like it. Last night at practice she said she wanted to do a song by some band named Jackoff Jill.

 

[dalkowski]

Last night at practice she said she wanted to do a song by some band named Jackoff Jill.

OMG, she's a keeper.

 

[alembicguy]

Sweet Jane

 

[dalkowski]

Walkin' Cialis