EPI EMBY durability report OR How Lucky Was I?
So we had a show that had a Fender P, Epi Embassy Red, and Epi Embassy Black taken to it. THE STAGE IS ELEVATED.
We do a song where at least 10 random ladies from the audience get to come up and dance around with our spare instruments on. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing went wrong this time.
Later, a STUPID DRUNK B<deleted expletive> comes up to the front of the stage and says "I wanna play bass" to BL so BL invites her up. I give her the red Embassy as I'm using Fender for the next few songs. The black Embassy remained on a 5 bass rack stand. So we make it through the song. Well well well SDB doesn't think that was enough and stays on for another song. It is during this song that I walk back by the drummer to interact and when I turn around, I see a friend from a front table on my side of the stage picking the black Embassy and rack up off of the floor(32" or so below stage level) where it landed after the SDB had knocked them off the stage. BL was oblivious to any of this happening. It took every bit of restraint not to completely stop playing, grab the red Embassy from the SDB, and tell her to Get The F<deleted expletive> Off The Stage. So, I went over to guitarist while we are playing and told him "Tell BL to get that SDB off the stage before I knock her off like she did my bass and rack". BL acted like it was no big deal, I'm thinking of no longer bringing any spare basses on stage and explaining why from this point forward...or simply use nothing but my Rondo basses for SDB's.
Damage Report:
Only examined it at the gig as I work fulltime and am dealing with a critical health issue with a loved one(doctor/hospital/etc). Neck did not snap, headstock did no break off, body has one or more paint dings down to the wood(road worn real quick eh?). Retuned it as it was flat on all strings(didn't like that finding, possible the bridge took a major hit or the neck internals aren't happy). Played it a few songs, seemed to be OK. Pics and further reports later. Work, band, and trips to the hospital are eating all of my "spare" time right now.
PS: In the mid-1970's I had a roadie apologize very hard when he came to tell me(on a break outside a club on Highway 1 in south Louisiana) that "We tried to stop 'em but they got on the stage too fast. Crab you gonna be real mad. They knocked over H's flying V(1967) and it's ok but your bass(1964 Gibson Thunderbird) got broke bra' . FRIDGE(the club's door man) done kicked both their <deleted bad word>es and tossed 'em out plus the ugly girl. They was fighting over some ugly girl at the bar". So I know what broke headstocks are like.