NEW Ultimate cure for neck dive AND rowdy drunks

[GlennW]

Are you tired of your favorite bass wanting to kiss the floor with its headstock?

Had enough of jealous drunks jumping up onstage and wanting to fight while you're eyeing a swell dame?

Here at GlennW Enterprises we feel your pain, and have come up with a solution to kill two birds with one stone.

Proudly introducing:

THE SAP STRAP

That's right folks. Just attach the SAP STRAP to your bottom strap button and kiss neck dives good-bye. These genuine leather saps are loaded with lead shot and double as an impact weapon should the need arise.

This custom crafted dual purpose addition puts over 7 oz. of REAL LEAD in your arsenal.

Perfect for all genres from P&W to Punk to Surf to Death Metal.

 

[TolerancEJ]

Maybe attach a tazer to your lower horn. lol

 

[preside]

Make these look like a set of "Bulls Balls" and you'll sell a ton of them in Texas

 

[wednesdayagain]

Is this for real?

 

[kcole4001]

I think you have your first customer! /\

 

[kdiggity]

real or not, this is effing classic.

 

[TolerancEJ]

So, we're essentially putting a slapjack/billy club on the end of the bass. Hehe

 

[awilkie84]

I'm sorry, but my bass doesn't need testicles, or more weight.

 

[JimiLL]

That looks like it would gather wayyy to many uncomfortable questions

 

[45acp]

Im in. Would be a nice compliment to my custom billet aluminum stun gun headstock mount.

 

[Clark Westfield]

Let's see it installed on a bass.