I get to start one?

OK:
64-53 and rising...guess I'm starting to get a bead on who is who this season...FINALLY!
...weirdness abounds still though...
Here we go!
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NY Jets @ Detroit - If the Jets offense doesn't get its act together, this could be an embarrassing weekend for them. De3 is looking pretty good right now, and they could stun a few teams....don't think so this weekend though. It'll still be closer than the Jests fans and players will like.
Jets 24 Detroit 20
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Can they both lose?
...no?
...sigh, OK...Tampa is playing WAY over their heads, Atlanta is the single luckiest team in the NFL. So, luck or out of their depth? Hmm...(tosses coin)...the water is too deep!!! Upset special!!!!
Yucs 27 Foulclowns 24 (on a missed field goal, under 2 minutes left - for justice.
)
San Diego @ Houston - SD on the road, Houston smarting from the whuppin' they got in Indy last night. Yeah...
Sandy Eggos 17 Texans 24
Miami @ Baltimore - Looks like a good game, both teams are playing good football, but gonna have to give the D in Baltimore the nod here.
Dolphins 17 Baltimore 20
Arizona @ Minnesota - The wheels are not just off in Mini-wanker, they're heading for the four points of the compass at flank speed. Cards lost a stinker to TB last week, take it out on a hapless and hopeless Whinequeen team this week.
Cards 24 The guys with sperms on the sides of their helmets 13
Chicago @ Buffalo - Buffalo has played two very good teams VERY tough the past few weeks, and I don't see them letting up this week. Chicago...well...yeah...
...Buffalo finally gets off the schnide.
Chicago 13 (that could be points or QB sacks allowed, by the way
) Buffalo 17
New England @ Cleveland - Cleveland got their big win (you're welcome, punks
), they're finished now.
Patsies 31 Steamers 10
NY Giants @ Seattle - Er...really?
Giants 35 Seaturkeys 10
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - Vick starting? Good. Mathis and Freeney will be having repeated meetings on his face.
Indy 31 Philly 13
Kansas City @ Oakland - Who'dathunk it: Game Of The Day! Wow...I'm actually excited about this one, and hope it's televised here in NC, because I really want to watch this one!!! Should be fun. Heck, I don't CARE who wins, just want to watch some football with this one!
However, someone must end up on top, right? Home team 3....
KC 24 RAY-DUHS 27
SNF: Dallas @ Green Bay - Oh. Man.
This could be a bloodbath. I mean, really...Dallas should just stay home, forfeit the game...heck, they've already essentially forfeited the SEASON the way they're playing "football" in Big D. Too much for them to handle in GB, could actually be UGLIER than what Jax did to them. Matter of fact, considering that the Pack is a much better team than the Jags, it SHOULD be uglier.
Dallas 13 GB 38
MNF: Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - It's very unfortunate that Cincy has the game after a Steelers loss. This unfortunate.
Pittsburgh 31 Cincinnati 17
MY GAME: New Orleans @ Carolina - Carolina may be the 2nd worst team in the NFL right now, and only because the Cowboys have just flat QUIT.
The Saints have been very inconsistent, they need to come out mobile, agile, and hostile in this one, set the tone early, and shut the Panters down from kickoff to final whistle. They, as a team, have already been saying this is more important than the win against Pittsburgh - they need this one, and they need to leave no doubts.
There will be NO doubts.
Saints 38 Panthers 10
OK:
64-53 and rising...guess I'm starting to get a bead on who is who this season...FINALLY!

...weirdness abounds still though...
Here we go!
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NY Jets @ Detroit - If the Jets offense doesn't get its act together, this could be an embarrassing weekend for them. De3 is looking pretty good right now, and they could stun a few teams....don't think so this weekend though. It'll still be closer than the Jests fans and players will like.
Jets 24 Detroit 20
Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Can they both lose?
Yucs 27 Foulclowns 24 (on a missed field goal, under 2 minutes left - for justice.
San Diego @ Houston - SD on the road, Houston smarting from the whuppin' they got in Indy last night. Yeah...
Sandy Eggos 17 Texans 24
Miami @ Baltimore - Looks like a good game, both teams are playing good football, but gonna have to give the D in Baltimore the nod here.
Dolphins 17 Baltimore 20
Arizona @ Minnesota - The wheels are not just off in Mini-wanker, they're heading for the four points of the compass at flank speed. Cards lost a stinker to TB last week, take it out on a hapless and hopeless Whinequeen team this week.
Cards 24 The guys with sperms on the sides of their helmets 13
Chicago @ Buffalo - Buffalo has played two very good teams VERY tough the past few weeks, and I don't see them letting up this week. Chicago...well...yeah...
...Buffalo finally gets off the schnide.Chicago 13 (that could be points or QB sacks allowed, by the way
New England @ Cleveland - Cleveland got their big win (you're welcome, punks
), they're finished now. Patsies 31 Steamers 10
NY Giants @ Seattle - Er...really?
Giants 35 Seaturkeys 10
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - Vick starting? Good. Mathis and Freeney will be having repeated meetings on his face.
Indy 31 Philly 13
Kansas City @ Oakland - Who'dathunk it: Game Of The Day! Wow...I'm actually excited about this one, and hope it's televised here in NC, because I really want to watch this one!!! Should be fun. Heck, I don't CARE who wins, just want to watch some football with this one!
KC 24 RAY-DUHS 27
SNF: Dallas @ Green Bay - Oh. Man.
This could be a bloodbath. I mean, really...Dallas should just stay home, forfeit the game...heck, they've already essentially forfeited the SEASON the way they're playing "football" in Big D. Too much for them to handle in GB, could actually be UGLIER than what Jax did to them. Matter of fact, considering that the Pack is a much better team than the Jags, it SHOULD be uglier. Dallas 13 GB 38
MNF: Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - It's very unfortunate that Cincy has the game after a Steelers loss. This unfortunate.
Pittsburgh 31 Cincinnati 17
MY GAME: New Orleans @ Carolina - Carolina may be the 2nd worst team in the NFL right now, and only because the Cowboys have just flat QUIT.
The Saints have been very inconsistent, they need to come out mobile, agile, and hostile in this one, set the tone early, and shut the Panters down from kickoff to final whistle. They, as a team, have already been saying this is more important than the win against Pittsburgh - they need this one, and they need to leave no doubts.
There will be NO doubts.
Saints 38 Panthers 10

